Death to Targshits edition
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Jaxson Thompson
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Sebastian Sanchez
nth for Asshai by the Shadow
Eli Torres
Nth for Queen Rhaenyra
Jayden Adams
Are the people of Westoros really that incompetent that the Targs couldn't emulate Old Valyria there in architecture?
Dominic Anderson
(((Maesters)))
Caleb Russell
This show fucking sucks so far. If you like it you're a low IQ moron.
Jeremiah Cooper
such a difficult choice...
Nolan Clark
Original Daenerys Actress Tells All About Axed ‘Thrones’ Pilot and Why She ‘Tried to Back Out’
>“Shooting that pilot was a really great lesson,” Merchant said. “It was an affirmation about listening to my instincts and following them, because I tried to back out of that situation and, during the contract process, I did back out. I was talked back into it by some persuasive people. Then I found myself naked and afraid in Morocco and riding a horse that was clearly much more excited to be there than I was.”
>According to EW, Merchant is referring to “Daenerys’ wedding night in the pilot which included nudity. The Merchant version was filmed as more of a seduction than in the aired pilot starring Clarke. One shot of the sex scene was interrupted by the horse having an erection.”
Jayden Fisher
>Greencucks call this man Hand
Henry Harris
Apologize.
Evan Russell
is it just me or do all the scenes look cloudy and poorly lit?
David Russell
8TH FOR THE TRUE HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE, AND TEAM FUCKING GREEN
Zachary Scott
this is my OC character. say something nice about him
Samuel Brown
NOT SO FAST CRABFEEDER
James Clark
>Alicent, when you see the king, just remember what we discussed - they aren't toys, they are models. DO NOT ask if he plays with them, and most certainly do NOT touch anything without first getting explicit permission
Liam Diaz
Imagine if the show not only retains Oscar, Kermit, and Grover Tully but also casts muppets in the role
Isaac Morgan
The Fourteen Claims of the Great Council of 101
>Young Jaehaerys lookalike (Jaehaerys' grandson by Saera)
>Bastard of a triarch of Volantis (Jaehaerys' grandson by Saera)
>Unmentioned Third (Jaehaerys' grandson by Saera)
>Descendant of Gaemon the Glorious by his daughter.
>"Bastard" of Maegor the Cruel
>"Bastard" of Jaehaerys I
>Saera Targaryen
>Archmaester Vaegon Targaryen>
>Princess Rhaenys Targaryen
>Lady Laena Velaryon
>Laenor Velaryon
>Prince Viserys Targaryen
>Lady Aemma Arryn
>Prince Daemon Targaryen
Grayson Peterson
!!NEW MONKE TIME!!
Gabriel Price
So, is Emma D'Arcy actually non-binary or is she LARPing?
Chase Flores
She knew he was lying
Charles Thomas
Dragonstone: Mar a Lago
Daemon: Trump
Dragon Egg: nuclear documents
Hightower: FBI
Luke James
Jaxson Nelson
>"He used to make me tell him how big he was. My giant, I had to call him, my giant of Lannister."
>Oswald Kettleblack was the first to laugh. Boros and Meryn joined in, then Cersei, Ser Loras, and more lords and ladies than he could count. The sudden gale of mirth made the rafters ring and shook the Iron Throne. It's true," Shae protested. "My giant of Lannister." The laughter swelled twice as loud. Their mouths were twisted in merriment, their bellies shook. Some laughed so hard that snot flew from their nostrils.
Noah White
Same reason swarthoid euros can’t match white civilization
Christian Kelly
So it seems that the only reason thinl this is bad is because it's slow?
Most shows start out that way, they have to set up the characters and plotlines, or is it justified in its bad writing?
Liam Baker
Wheres a torrent how do i watch this shit
Jack Martin
And there is the Kini-Nui temple at the center of Mata Nui, where the Toa used their Makoki Stones to unlock the path to Mangaia to face Makuta. Of course they had to fight many enemies including the Shadow Toa before Makuta would meet them.
Jaxson Morales
one thing that is missing is the transition from the King being advised by all to marry Corlys daughter to his decision of marrying Alicent. Or maybe I missed, but it felt like he decided that out of the blue.
Jack Butler
Crabchads, report in
Dylan Morgan
Asher Jones
greens get the fucking rope
Wyatt Barnes
CRAB PEOPLE
CRAB PEOPLE
Evan Reyes
monke is smol
William Watson
torrent.com/download/gameofthrones/dragon.mp4
Tyler Powell
>slow
go back to tiktok
Adrian Ramirez
No one cared who I was until I started feeding crabs
Luke Wilson
Luke Ward
Soon.
William Peterson
Has that Hungry, Hungry Hippo-looking Ausfaglian bitch got her tits out yet
Aiden Sanchez
>tfw no more Sansa abuse kino
Luke Long
get a job
Brandon Jackson
William Ward
I actually think this has been pretty fast paced so far
Liam White
*ahem*
FUCK THE BLACKS
FUCK RHAENYRA
FUCK DAEMON
Adam Taylor
BAD FUCKING NEWS, BLACKSHITS
Luis Ramirez
how'd you lose your eye cucky
Thomas Wright
what i don't get is that the actress playing this character is japanese, and yet they seem to have intentionally had her try to mimic the fuckawful german-turkish of shae's actress, for no real reason
Hunter Sanders
Woulda been cool to see Saera and all her bastards.
Austin Baker
>No
Parker Lee
she fucked him while her dad was in dragonstone
manchild got pussylocked
Mason Hill
Isaiah Evans
I'm only asking, I haven't seen the show yet
Nathan Jenkins
That would be amazing
Thomas Allen
Luis Carter
Excellent choice, your grace.
Hudson Torres
Here comes this tranny to ruin it LOL
Hudson Perez
Longboi looked handsome this episode
Noah Rivera
Just watched the new episode. The script was weaker this time. So much weird/awkward use of silence especially in the second half of the episode. And the confrontation at Dragonstone felt hollow, why the fuck did he steal the egg only to give it back? What was the point of bringing everyone out there, including the dragons? Getting whiffs of GoT s8. Was fine otherwise though.
Hudson Ward
Xavier Peterson
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HELP ME CORLYS, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carter Ortiz
OH NONONONO LOOK AT THIS DOOD, LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
Matthew Cooper
>get stab in the eye
Jack Wright
It's not even slow paced kek. They're packing like 3-4 eps worth of plot in compared to old GoT.
Isaac Mitchell
>of pure valyrian blood
Kevin Ramirez
TEAM DAEMON GET IN
Jace Roberts
Don't forget that hedge knight who tried to pass himself off as Jaehaerys' son
Zachary Johnson
>"lets take down a targaryian prince known to command dragons"
>>attacks targaryan prince known to command a dragon
>"oh shit .. he has a dragon.. wasn't expecting that"
what did he mean by this ?
Evan Morales
zoomers have rotting brains
Camden Richardson
Jack Thompson
no lol, also fuck you nigger
Charles Peterson
I think this was implied also. She put that wet wet on him
Hunter Collins
Tell me the tales of the Bohrok swarm again your grace
Camden Morgan
I think she's sexy, but she does look genetically... off. So I then looked her up and found out she is from Australia and it makes sense.
Ayden Barnes
Dude I've seen her in La la land and other movies she has a British accent why did they do this weird chink accent
Easton Brooks
I've seen her in one thing and she had her tits out. What a dumbass.
Levi Adams
Why are men so sexist?
Jack Evans
season 2 Sansa was literal perfection
what happened
Jayden Green
Why did the horse have an election from seeing a naked human woman
Caleb Thomas
dude her accent sounds like a mixture of massage parlor chinese, jamaican, and a russian trying to speak english. It's fucking weird. Why did they make her do this accent?
Liam Bell
I would give her my banana
Nathan Collins
Gavin Parker
>Grand Maester agreed with the cunny marriage
Preston will be coping hard.
Grayson Torres
So we are getting rid of Rhaenyra's actress s. on. What about Allison's?
Connor Butler
I honestly think its coming asoiaf fags desperate to relive GoT times, and have already cast aside their pride defending corlys and velaryon being blacked and the other stupid shit. They're so desperate for asoiaf to succeed to maybe get more of it, any of it, they'll defend anything it does. Almost like a corruption doujin, desu
Benjamin Adams
>he decided that out of the blue
it was clearly telegraphed from all the tension in their scenes they had together. plus look at the 2 of them, which would you pick?
Dylan Allen
Yes? Lorewise, it's made of stone fused together by fire magic
David Moore
someone post the bran rape webm
Joseph Baker
He hope his grey rats had already poisoned him
Ayden Scott
>>"Bastard" of Jaehaerys I
Landon Robinson
the writing isn't bad because it's slow, it's good because it's slow. it gives the viewer enough time to think about events before moving the plot further.
the most common criticism of Game of Thrones is that they rushed the ending: basically what people are saying is that the last few seasons weren't slow enough, particularly the 8th season.
Lincoln Rivera
>BTFOs strong boys
>BTFO yaas kween Rhaenys
>mutual kill with the most dangerous Targaryen alive
all when he was 19 years old
Hunter Brooks
Did you not watch the scene? yes it was obnoxious gurlpower, but Rhaenyra also called his bluff. Either he had to make a move on her directly, or back down and let it go.
Austin Baker
cute stepmother and daughter
Angel Parker
SHEATHE THE FUCKING STEEL
Chase Long
Gabriel Myers
sure, "agreed"
Liam Rivera
All the women get new actresses as they ate. But all the men including Daemon stay the same
Based show admitting women age like shit
Zachary Bailey
The smell
Grayson Miller
I bet the Burlington Bar sluts snapped their fingers to this moment
Zachary Ross
>tfw no bionicle king bf
Michael Cooper
otto hightower is a bit of a fucking retard
Ian Morris
>"le irreverent dig at show/flick I'm working on" take
So tiresome. We get it you fucking jarheaded slit, you're 2 kewl 4 skewl to have any kind of respect, hell you probabaly hate the fans because you're so edgy and kewlio.
John Scott
They told her to do a Mongolian accent, but she heard mongoloid.
Grayson Phillips
The crab plot is so dumb. You have this political drama going on and then there are these crab people slowing down the trade lane? C'mon.
Dominic Jenkins
Juan Sanders
She got fat
Thomas Mitchell
DAEMONCHADS, WE UP
CRABSNEEDER IS FUCKED
Matthew Cruz
Elijah Cox
my monke wife is only FIFTEEN?
Christian Rogers
>>mutual kill
Lol no. Daemon killed himself, Aemond didn't do anything
Leo Cook
Shes too old
Brayden Wright
is the burlington cuck shed reacting to this?
Anthony Ortiz
what's his newest cope. I remember
>Doran isn't actually a total retard
>the Maesters are totally to blame for the Dance instead of Targshits being Targshits
>GRRM isn't a hack that is laughing at autistic theorycrafters
Gabriel Kelly
>KNOW THE SPOILERS
>AM A HUGE TEAM GREEN FAN
>HAPPEN TO ALSO HAVE MY TWO FAVORITE HOUSES IN IT
LANNISTERS AND BARATHEON CHADS /WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
Matthew Ross
Rhaenyra coming out of nowhere with her dragon was completely unexpected by everyone. Daemon thought he was going to prove to the realm that Otto Hightower is, in fact, a bitch nigga. Bringing his dragon out was a threat of nuclear warfare, and Otto was forced to back down.
Jaxson Cooper
I just felt a scene is missing. why did he ask the other small council guy's opinion if he had already decided what to do? (presumably he fucked her when Otto was in Dragonstone)
Jack Sullivan
she was always ugly. Season 1 Dany was good all the others not so much.
Jason Lee
>Death to Targshits edition
IN MY DREAMS
I KILL HIM EVERY NIGHT
Brody Nguyen
Yup
Justin Ward
Lucas Morris
They modernized it a lot, but it was a similar scenario with England. Bunch of attempted queens throughout their history. The only reason Elizabeth eventually gets in is:
1) they were out of options
2) she was actually a pretty brilliant politician, orator, writer, etc.
3)it was during a shift away from aristocratic power to the bourgeois (merchant classes), when the council was almost like parliament, so she didn't have absolute power anyway.
Adam Rivera
You could also say this about GoT.
Henry Harris
>no muti-headed dragons
Would be kino
Owen Cooper
rhaegar won
Aaron Hughes
Do you think R+ L = J will happen in the books? I honestly think it won't. Because of the Young Griff shit. I believe Jon is Brandon and Ashara Dayne's kid and he's going to wield Dawn
Blake Rodriguez
>mutual kill
KEK THIS COPE
Carter Barnes
also to the person who said get a job
Jaxson Mitchell
Noah Adams
no mention of poison.. doubt he actually thought that far ahead
Jordan Gray
I have no idea what I've done
Oliver Collins
>Destroying your kingdom over a homely girl because she ordered a servant to fix your action figure
Corlys may be the only person with sense here.
Anthony Lee
Mason Brooks
>Either he had to make a move on her directly, or...
Why? Literally what was stopping him from just walking away with the egg? Nothing. You think Rhaenyra would've attacked him if he didn't? It was a stupid scene.
Lincoln Roberts
Cool armor
Matthew Brown
I don't really care what happens I just love shitposting in Any Forums generals
Levi Hall
>Daemon killed himself
Show me a body.
Noah Powell
England had multiple female monarchs and some women who were the power behind the throne well before Elizabeth I.
Kevin Foster
According to the leaks, Rhaenyra and Criston fuck, he professes his love for her and offers to run away together, she tells him she can't because he's a lowborn and she needs a politically strong marriage, he spirals and nearly commits suicide for breaking his vows and getting rejected, but Alicent talks him out of it and he becomes Team Green from then on.
Think they're gonna have Alicent and Criston fuck?
Juan Russell
fuck off preston, AA must come from the targs
Jaxson Adams
so this is actually good or what?
Ian Morales
Zachary Barnes
It's kinda amazing how much of a shitty king Viserys is
Brody Richardson
He's baller like that.
Robert Wood
Its problem is it isnt engaging like GoT was, and its characters are far less memorable or charismatic. Could just be the story especially since its based off a pseudo history book, or just poor writing/casting choices.
Colton Garcia
the spoilered part happens in the books
Carter Nguyen
Brody Morales
It's good, but not GoT level yet.
Wyatt James
>Death to Targshits edition
Camden Flores
Alicent isn't homely you fucking retard
Bentley Gutierrez
Lincoln Adams
No it’s bad all these threads are a joke.
Blake Lewis
>magic
What are the maesters even doing that's causing the magic to disappear?
Carson Hill
>Just fuck niggers bro
Eli Young
Kek
Adrian Myers
remember when true detective had the reveal of the drug cultist goon and it was a big lead-up to the midseason climax? feels like they are trying to do the same with the CrabMan... only its with a fucking Crab Guy Miniboss and no one cares lmfao
Joseph Reed
it's setting up the conflict. Daemon is testing the waters. Rhaenyra knows he wouldn't hurt her, so his bluff failed. I thought it was a good scene establishing a lot of personality traits of the main players: Daemon is a teaser, Rhaenyra is brave, Otto is prudent and will back down when threatened with chaos.
Jose Morgan
I just spent 20 minutes making this
Camden Robinson
that is the order of things
Oliver Powell
Nolan Ortiz
Dylan Watson
bonus crabman
Ryder Harris
Stop posting that. He made that face because of her age, not her skin color.
Samuel Hughes
GODS I WAS STRONG
Oliver Morris
Can't wait to see Viserys Funko POP collection next episode
Parker Reed
Azor Ahai Apparently comes from Arya Stark so get fucked Book reader
Austin Harris
my man literally allowed the lords (and heirs) of various houses to merc each other in the tourney
Bobby Baratheon would never have allowed it.
John Adams
Griff is either a Blackfyre or they're also lying to the Golden Company and he's just Illyrio's son and not any king of targ at all. I'm an R+L = Dfag because preston is right and the lemon tree and Ned fretting about not keeping his promise Lyanna only after the assassins are sent for Dany while Jon's status in the Night's Watch hasn't changed since Ned sent him there as far as he knows only make sense that way
Jordan Peterson
You mean like her bitch sister that got what she fucking deserved?
Austin Gray
bros... not even Any Forums but fuck i hate every scene with these people
Jose Bell
>viserys my hand
but viserys isn't corlys's hand
Asher Davis
Thank you for your contribution to the board.
Zachary Green
THIS MEANS NO LESBIAN SCENE
Lucas Taylor
Nah he likes cunny. Tears that shit up.
Nathaniel Mitchell
I'd choose Alicent too
Jordan Morales
fuck, good point.
Brody Reyes
the leaks about episode 2 were only partially correct so we're in mystery territory now
Anthony Flores
Kek
Easton Parker
>WE WUZ VALYRIAN N" SHIEET
Nolan Price
I want to breed that targ
Sebastian Collins
Jacob Adams
How come they never made a big deal out of Cersei becoming the first Queen in the show? Like the whole realm should’ve been upset but they never showed that.
Cameron Hughes
Her skin color doesn't even matter though, she is the most among the most pure blooded Valyrians in court.
Nathan Kelly
MY BLOOD IS PURE VALYRIAN REEEEEE
Brody Fisher
I wish the CK2 mod had an option to disable the get cucked event
>be Euron
>sack King's Landing and take Queen Myrcella hostage
>make wife
>she gets pregnant by some random courtier on Pyke
>be Jon Snow
>become lord paramount of the north, sacrifice every single Bolton to the old gods
>Val dies of disease after giving me a son
>invite my death god worshipping sister Arya to court
>seduce her
>she gets pregnant by some random wildling commander
>be Tommen
>kick ass, take names
>throw Stannis and Aegon in jail
>Margaery gets pregnant while I'm away pacifying the Iron Islands
Benjamin Miller
I'd kill for her. She is literally so beautiful I've had an OCD flareup
Leo Torres
STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING
Aaron Torres
Just found out they were trans. Honestly wish it didn't taint the show for me but it did.