>Sauronman, you're allying yourself with Sauron?!
Sauronman, you're allying yourself with Sauron?!
Blake Carter
Landon Hill
>Sauronman
>sauron
>man
>Tolkin bro's did we get to cocky
Jonathan Brooks
>Yes Grandelf, I now serve the land of Mordor. I sure hope someone doesn't use one of those doors to destroy the lord of the rings (the return of the king)
Julian Allen
>We must defeat the dragon Smaugron so that Sauron cannot use it in the coming war of Sauron
Samuel Morris
kek
>Dorfs arnt greedy or short now give me you'r beer were a proud race i just sold my father's ashes we worship our ancestor's but we abandoned the fortress because i am the true king....Ahem bravo Hobbit bravo
>theese films are rated 7.8 on imdb
Ian Stewart
That's very funny but you do know the other wizard was not actually called that
Owen Parker
>Sauronman, you're allying yourself with Sauron?!.. man.. that sucks.
Elijah Watson
>We must join the World Economic Forum, Gandalf.
Xavier Davis
>who will I tell that I have found Sauron's ring?
>oh I know! My good friend Sauronman!
Matthew Perry
What was Sauron's tax policy?
John Harris
>NO! Are those living trees fucking up my military base-ACK
Noah Reed
>Grandelf
Fucking kek, haven't seen this one before
Isaiah Anderson
>You must get the jab, Gandalf. We must get the vax. It would be wise, my friend.
Justin Myers
Look Mr Frodo! Sauron forgot to lock the door!
Jacob Bennett
>the land of More Door
>no door blocking the way into Mount Doom
William Rogers
>ask friend why multitude of races/creatures didn't help with the whole fellowship
>it's not their problem
Jordan Bailey
>village full of Hobbits
>is called "Hobbiton"
Really tolkien?
Christian Barnes
>the Eagles are hard to convince, plus it's too dangerous to fly into enemy territory
>ahhh help me eagles, fly straight into isenguard and come get me!
Aaron Robinson
>living tree is called
TreeEnt
kek tree giant
More Door has a Gate
Isen Guard,Gaurds from the eye of sauron
i dont kow enough about the books to make more jokes like this somebody induldge my desire hahaha
Ethan Young
Since Sam could carry Frodo when he was carrying the ring, why didn't they just tie it to a mouse or something then carry the mouse?
Robert Moore
>No Baggins here, they're in HobbitTown! That way!
Parker Ramirez
>Sauronman: I am sure that rascally Gandalf will hide in a BUSH to attack THE TWIN Towers
Wtf nice political commentary you fucking hacks
Dylan Thompson
>Ghost Army's TM
if the bad guys got ghost armies aswell how fucked would ME be