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Female Robert Baratheon edition
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I kneel Booby Baratheon

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Though All Men Do Despise Us

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Roberta Baratheon to Barristeana Selmy
>Some Tarly boy came running up to me, the horny high-born lad, thinking he could lose his virginity by whipping out his cock in a sad attempt at impressing me. I knocked him down with a swing of my breasts. Gods, they were firm then. Stood over him, breasts still bouncing in the air. Right before I did anything else he cummed. They never tell you how they all prematurely ejaculate themselves. Men leave that out of the stories they tell with the lads.

>Ashara didn’t want Ned, she wanted only Brandon

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terrible art

I am not crazy! I know he uttered those words. I knew it was „Heir for a day“. One day only. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that wouehr at the brothel to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That tournament! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall off a horse like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Daemon! He *cut off* a man’s *head*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own council ! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands off the gold dragons! But not our Daemon! Couldn't be precious *Daemon*! Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be my heir? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

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Nth for Stannis, one true king, defeater of the Boltons

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Which gender swapped character would you take as your wife?

mfw

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>luv me fucking
>luv me drinking
>luv me eating
>luv me greens
>(in that order)

>'ate blacks (not racist just don't like 'em)

>simple as

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Fish ass glub glub ass nigga

Ned.

It feels good to be back, boys. These threads are so comfy. Long may the dragon reign.

>tfw your ancient valyria lego set arrives

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find a better pic of Roberta

I wish you good fortune in the wars to come

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All that female Robert posting and the promise of more in this thread. I never knew I needed it.

>Berta kills Rhaegar by crushing his head between her thighs like a watermelon

stinke smelle dragon pussi

Never gonna happen. We all know in The Winds of Winter that Stannis gets BTFO.

Khal Drogo

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>luv me stag
>luv me warhammer
>luv me fighting
>luv me wine
>luv me lyanna
>luv me bessie

>'ate dragons
>'ate politics
>'ate lannisters
>'ate boars

simple as

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Sigh, looks like it's time to reread all Jamie's chapters again.

Brienne.

>Is that how you speak to your wife?

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So why didn't they elect Rhaenys the Queen that Never Was, but they're willing to accept Rhaenyra? Is it because Viserys is far more acceptable than Daemon?

Hizdahr Moe Szyslak

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>THEY'RE NOT FUCKING TOYS
>THEY'RE ACCURATE MINIATURE REPRESENTATIONS OF OUR HISTORY

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The small council was tired of Viserys reeing and wanted to get him back to playing with his Legos as fast as possible

Ned. Though a fem Robert that loves me enough to only fuck me and keeps in shape also sounds good.

how about this

As far as I know, if you're King, you're free to choose your own heir. Vis did.

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It's no suprise why there is so much cucking going on in this series when you take a look at grrm's own love life

Ned

What army would Viserys play in Warhammer?

What kind of decks would he play in Magic?

GO FIND THE IRON THRONE STRETCHER

NOW

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Lizardmen

What about magic? Dragon tribal?

Gods I was fit then.

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Who do get to play Bobbi Baratheon?

That or goblin tribal

Viserys is so cute. He may be a shit king, but he’s doing his best.

Ned would be a great wife

>they won't release a Roberts Rebellion kino while Henry cavill still fits a young Bobby

what were your reactions for this scene? I couldn't believe they would actually kill all the characters and have the bad guys win truly an unexpected KINO

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How would a genderbent Littlefinger be like?

They're back and looking more dysgenic than ever, bros...
tfw no bessie

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>Henry Cavill
Return to reddit

quality has nosedived

I can see Bobbi Baratheon have a look like Eva Green. So young Eva Green for the younger version of Bobbi the her early-20s. Hopefully Bobbi does not hit the wall and let herself go, in which case Eva Green for a more mature version also.

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She'll definitely slit your throat after sex. Or worse, BEFORE.

>Ice magic can reanimate dead flesh
>Still can't make Bran's legs work again

And you'd only have to deal with Robert not so subtly threatening to pound you to dust if you ever male Edwardia so much as frown. Imagine, having the newly crowned king glaring murderous at you during your wedding ceremony and not drinking a drop of wine to make sure you're treating her right on your first night together

First for stinkfu

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Ned
Willas Tyrell
Jaime

Adorable

she cute

youtube.com/watch?v=QC3zNCl0IAQ
2:30, ape loses it when discount Dany says a certain word

my sides

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>you will never kiss her monke lips

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> ON YOUR KNEES NIGLYS THE SMOKE SNAKE

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Speaking of, they're probably going to remake Season 8 in a few years. There HAS to be a reason why they added that 'prophecy' in the show.

>Careful, Rhaegar! Careful now!

Would you play with her miniatures.

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I still find it hard to believe that people are actually following this crap. I lost all my interest towards got when it started to seem evident that Martin was never gonna finish the books and they fucked up the tv ending. Im genuinely curious, why do you still care about some prequel when the series is never gonna finish?

Was gendry's hammer that big in the original art or did someone expand it

>55 hours until moar GoT kino, Your Grace

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>Bran in the wheelchair
kek

>I have become oddly fond of my fat little wife. The two before her never made a sound in bed, but this one squeals and shudders.

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(You)

She looks like a female Homelander in this image

I'd rather kiss the other pair

We need to settle on a name for female Robert Baratheon
>Roberta
>Bobbi
>Bertha

LORD STARK YOU'LL DO AS I COMMAND
OR I'LL FIND ME A HAND WHO WILL
CAREFUL CAREFUL CAREFUL CAREFUL NED
CAREFUL NOW

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>gendry's hammer

oh no what have you done

(btw here's an image if someone needs it)

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I could see him playing Empire or High Elves.
High Elves seeing them as the Valyrian adjacent race , or him getting happy when he plays Franz and hears his voice lines.

Sometimes it’s about the journey, not the destination. Also the memes. GoT has the best memes in all of Any Forums

I agree

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Gendry looks like a dark souls boss

Stannis would make a better wife than Ned

Well at least Robert would be stuck in King's Landing so outside of that you wouldn't have to deal with him. In GOT Season 1 it had been like years since Ned and Robert had last seen each other iirc. But anyway, the possibility of getting the shit kicked out of you by Robert is a small price to pay for a Ned-wife

>Here's that 16 year old I was telling you about

its currently trending so its natural for people to be talking about it here.

that's fake, this is the real one

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Helves
Daemon makes fun of his Warhammer stuff but secretly thinks the Dark Elves are cool

Why are people like this?