CYRANO WITH BLACKS ONLY MADE 6 MILLIONS IN THEATERS

" was released in the United States and the United Kingdom on 25 February 2022

the film was a box office disappointment, grossing $6.4 million on a $30 million budget"

this is the director's wife on the picture

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stinky dinky!

>$6.4 million on a $30 million budget
Isn't this a bomb? I thought a disappointment was at least half the budget.

>30 million
That seems like a lot of money

Well, congratulations to the director for marrying a pretty redhead.

>cryano but with a midget instead of an ugly nose
no wonder it failed

I could have honestly given this one a chance but it being a musical was a nope for me.

>a midget or a nigger
>who shall I choose...hmm

Lmao I saw ads for this in new zealand. They must've blown so much in marketing. What a disaster.

Oh yeah it's a flat out bomb. Whoever wrote "disappointment" was just trying to be nice, I guess.

Mate it's 9 30 in the morning. Why aren't you at work?

this is what you get for stealing French Cinema classics and adding it with your american garbage. Same will happen to that Napoleon garbage with Joaquin Phoenix. Only FRENCH people can do FRENCH related movies. pic very related.
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it was directed by polanski who is not french

>Cyrano de BLACKED

Nothing personal to Dink but he's not leading man material. He could be interesting as a story about a tiny man who has to overcome.

I think Emelia Clark is the worst of the GoT people who polluted cinema.

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Not gonna lie but the ginger girl was and is hot

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>Only FRENCH people can do FRENCH related movies.
>shows a movie directed by a kike that slanders the French

>Born in Paris
>Most his career and movies made in France
>Mostly uses French cast in French settings in his movies
(You)
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zero marketing

>not leading man material
Someone hasn't seen the tour de force known as The Station Agent.

he was good in The Station Agent, but that was kind of a three-hander with two other major characters.

Why aren't you, friend?

>he was born on le magic dirt!
Still doesn't make him French

it really looks like a cheap porn parody

Wasn't Cyrano a great swordsman?

>Nothing personal to Dink but he's not leading man material.
I disagree.
>I think Emelia Clark is the worst of the GoT people who polluted cinema.
I agree.

Look at that jew slope on the right.