Now that the dust has settled, who really had the best card?

Now that the dust has settled, who really had the best card?

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>all of them spell acquisitions wrong

You seem to have forgotten someone

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Unironically Luis

Paul Allen... Patrick's is the second best

Allen, his use of white space isn't disgusting

Carruthers

bryce has the best font

>last name first
typical faggot always trying to be different

Van patten or Bryce. Fuck un textured cards

Allen > Bryce > Bateman > Van Patten

>All of them have the same phone number

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Nice... now let's see Chuck's card!

Allen's font on Bryce's card

Bryce > Allen > Bateman > Van Patten > Carruthers

paul allen, easily

The receptionist would connect you to the right person when you gave a name.

Are you seriously this stupid?

Then somebody with a different name could just say your name and steal your client. Not a very ideal system.

That's why you had to be in good terms (fuck) with the receptionist

By asking the question you're missing the point.

this

Allen's best. Bateman's worst.