STAR WARS: THE ACOLYTE Plot Details

>Aura (Amandla Stenberg) is a Force-sensitive young woman who lives on planet Sanshiro with her younger sister Miri and their grandfather.
>Marauders frequently attack their village until the Jedi arrive and repel them.
>The Jedi take several Force-sensitive children from the village to train, including Miri, but leave Aura behind for being too old.
>The marauders later return, destroy Aura's village and kill her grandfather.
>Aura confronts the Jedi, blaming them for antagonizing the marauders and then abandoning her people, and demands to see Miri, but the Jedi refuse and send her away.
>Aura’s vendetta against the Jedi leads her to join the Acolytes, a group of Force-sensitive outcasts competing to become the apprentice of a powerful Sith lord.
>The Sith lord forces Aura to kill a young padawan she had previously befriended to test her loyalty, and while she does it, she resents the Sith lord for it.
>The Acolytes must compete against each other in a series of trials, with the sole survivor becoming the apprentice.
>Aura befriends an alien, Penn, and they help each other through the trials.
>Aura wins the trials, but spares Penn when ordered to kill him, and initiates her training.
>Aura later kills her master in order to take his place, and recruits Penn as her apprentice.
>Meanwhile, Miri completes her training, and the two sisters now find themselves on opposite sides.

Penn is meant to be young Darth Plagueis.

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

her hair is literally cultural appropriation, how is this acceptable?

>Penn is meant to be young Darth Plagueis
Doubtful. We know Plagueis's past thanks to based Luceno.

it's ok when a non white does this
MY GENETIC HERITAGE IS NOT YOUR FASHION ACCESSORY lol

>Doubtful. We know Plagueis's past thanks to based Luceno

>In April 2014, Lucasfilm rebranded most of the licensed Star Wars novels and comics produced since the originating 1977 film Star Wars as Star Wars Legends and declared them non-canon to the franchise.Star Wars Legends literature elaborates on Plagueis' life, apprenticeship under the Bith Sith Lord Darth Tenebrous, and mentorship of Palpatine, up until his death at the latter's hands.


The novel is no longer canon and based Luceno is will be memory holed eventually.

Imagine if Hitler won and Star Wars still existed. Imagine what a great world we'd have.

>Amandla
>Berg

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Since the actress is bisexual, I wonder if the sisters will make out with each other.

the Empire would be the good guys and the rebellion would be crushed swiftly and decisively?
nice, but it wouldn't make for good movies I think

>they leave kids behind for being too old
jesus christ disney really?

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How about just fuck off with your nigger-filled disney channel shows you perpetual child.

At least she's pretty, and at least she's not being used to change an existing character's gender and/or race. What's the problem? It also happens away from the PT and OT, so it won't affect anything there like the characters.

why can't disney write star wars to save their life? surely there's SOMEONE who can still write at disney?

That’s consistent with the Jedi in the prequels though.

amandLA? what kind of a fucking name is this lmfao

she's pretty but it's still going to be a ridiculously poorly-written, trope-filled shallow toy selling show

there's nobody that can write in general, almost anywhere
all the good movies that were being made up to and including the 2000s were made by the same people that were making movies in the 50s,60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s
you look at something like the sopranos and you see that most of the writers and people on the team are incredibly fucking old
new writers have been shit, and it's hard to say if that's because the boomers hogged all the jobs, or if these new hires are all based on nepotism
but the fact that you see some of these shows headed by 30 yos with NO EXPERIENCE in writing except maybe a few eps of a sitcom is fucking insane
i remember looking up the writers for amazon's foundation series and none of them were qualified, literally none

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>ridiculously poorly-written, trope-filled shallow toy selling show

Just like all of Star Wars.

I liked her in that love story about a concentration camp inmate and the camp guard that ends with Christopher Eccleston shooting his own son for racemixing

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With Post-Vietnam born writers, what did you expect?

The reason they’re bad writers is because they have no life and real world experience.

Their only “real world experience” is what they see on the Internet. They’ve never suffered or been in the thick of it. So they make shitty writers

bitch, not even the shitty marvel comics got memory-holed. heck the Disney side content is more likely to be, it all just blends together in a sludge of mediocrity. they had a good idea with Mando and fucked it up. Obi-Wan? already swept under the carpet, boba? no hype. andor? andor who? high republic is an embarrassment quietly being dragged behind the barn. they had the golden goose and roasted it. It would have been dirt simple to carry on but their hubris and potential royalties to pay creators wouldn't allow them

it's unironically because of globalization. i'm not a chudcel either.
nowadays you can easily distribute to the entire US, and the entire *world* by just releasing shit online. your target audience isn't "moviegoers" anymore, it's *everyone*.
shit has to be as inoffensive as possible, as comfortable as possible. normies don't want to watch a weird movie that they need to think about to get.
i brought up french dispatch and the few people who had even heard about it thought it was "weird" and "boring". a fucking wes anderson movie.
we're just legitimately not the target audience for shit like this.

It changes who Darth Plagueis’ master was. It makes this girl the one who set in motion all the actions of Darth Plagueis and Darth Sidious. And I’m sure they won’t stop there.

Kathleen Kenner can’t leave the core narrative/ mythology alone until all the main characters are degraded and sublimated beneath her corporate creations.

stop caring about fucking star wars "canon", user. it's not worth it.

>based Luceno is will be memory holed eventually
his Darth Plagueis novel will become more popular after this new show makes Darth Plagueis lame as fuck

I don’t care about Star Wars at all. I’m just letting this person know what the point of the show was, and how it fits in to every decision Kennedy has made, and why she makes these decisions

i dunno though, what about movies like forrest gump, or shawshank, or scent of a woman, they were meant to have broad appeal, but they were still pretty great
i look at prince of egypt which is supposed to be a kid's cartoon, technically, but it does more with a story than some of these shitty shows do in 3-4 seasons

Oh good another nigger

reminder she exclusively fucks white men