Whats your TOPGUN name?

FUCK this movie is great

I am literally inspired to join the navy and defend the free world in the name of NATO and apple pie

What would be your TOPGUN codename? For me its El Cuckuy the boogieman of the sky

Attached: Top_Gun_Maverick-537976462-large.jpg (800x1200, 103.86K)

Deepthroat

Deuce, cos I drop the big payloads

My name would be COCKSUCKER

Because ill be sucking everyones cocks in the shower room after a sweaty volleyball game

Big Balls

KEKBOY

> NOOSE
because all you idiots take one after the show

BULLPREPPER

PEPPERCORN

TROONHANGER

Rusty Nuts

NIGGERKILLER

Big guy

'CREAMPIE' cause i like to drop dangerous loads deep inside enemy lines

ORAL CUMSHOT

>LIMPDICK

Mwaahaa The French

my topgun name would be SASHA GREY

cause i can take on a dozen enemies shooting all at once and come out laughing

Adriano. It follows the Navy tradition of doing something embarrassing. I played soccer, did a failed nutmeg and fell flat on my face. Even my teammates laughed. I was thus christened "ADRIANO"

TRANNYNUKER

DOUBLENIGGER

drumpf

Dookie reporting in, sirs

SPOON

Attached: 1654568131935.webm (1920x1080, 1.01M)

>why yes, my call sign is JOGGER. how did you know?

Attached: 1656007598226.jpg (1024x1024, 87.72K)

MASTERCHIEF

ill paint my helmet like in halo too

TEKASHI69

my special ability is hacking the enemies radios and playing tekashi69 songs

RAMEN

Do you think they have banned Top Gun related codenames?

UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM 2