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>black man designs computer systems on the NCC-1701
>black man invents teleporter technology
what did they mean by this

TRANSPORTER* YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
IT WAS A CARELESS MISTAKE

Discovery season 2 is hilarious. There’s a string of episodes that’s just Michael’s really bad day. She wakes up and has a falling out with her foster mother, helps rid roommate fatty of a street shitting sentient yeast infection, thinks her alien lanky companion is dying only to have a heartfelt goodbye and then realize lol he’s fine, followed by the street shitting sentient yeast infection getting loose and eating her fat roommate. Then Michael’s mirror copy of her ex mentor shows up, just because, for reasons, followed by her Klingon double agent exboyfriend, who had killed gay engineers gay husband. They jam the ship in to the yeast infection dimension to try and save fat room mate, but also find the the ghost of the dead husband of the gay engineer, who’s been fucking with the sentient yeast infection because it keeps trying to eat him. After many long and melodramatic conversations under a ticking clock, they save fat room mate and gay engineers husband is resurrected.

Finally, Michael can go to bed. What a fucking day. Her foster mom showed up, she thought lanky was dying, she thought fatty was dead, she herself almost died like a dozen times, and her copy ex mentor mirror universe clone and Klingon double agent exboyfriend both showed up. Jesus fuck.

>black man invents transporter technology
>white man cannot spell it right
You will be sorely missed after the eugenics wars, fren.

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If it has tits, it’s safe to hit. It’s the law of fucking women in space. If it’s flat, take a step back.

Season 2 would have been alright if they hadn't gone over the top with the capeshit and the pew-pew.
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why was this guy's voice so kino

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It’s an improvement over season 1. Still kind of dopey with everything revolving around Burnham.

Season 3 went forward in time to the 32nd(?) century to find a fucked up Federation on the verge of collapse. After a lengthy search, it turns out that a Kelpian emo got so sad all the dilithium in the galaxy went inert. That really could have been a two part episode. They could have explored how his mind was able to affect matter galaxywide, and used Po's dilithium reprocessing tech to heal the galaxy. Season long story arcs are bad enough, but throw a bunch of wasted potential in, and you have Star Trek Discovery.

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Its about on par for a show where the first premise was a teleporting ship that used a secret yeast infection dimension to do space fold jumps. Retarded and stakes way too high.

I mean "warp travel stopped working" isn't a bad premise for a thousand year jump setting up the need to re-establish the federation and sets the stage to deal with familiar elements in a new setting, but making the cause "sad boy who was sad'? Retarded. That's Q level shenanigans.

Unfortunately its also on par for a bunch of hipster writers who don't understand science but worship it anyway. Hell, its not even the science as much as the implication. If some sad kid can fuck up the whole galaxy, that means there is a method to this shit that can be replicated, and warp travel was always a grenade waiting to go off.

>IN 2356, BORG GANGSTER DRONES ASSIMIL-ACK!

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Now that I say that, it reminds me of the ridiculous scene where gay engineer has fat room mate transport him to the shuttle in the time anomaly, saying “trust the math”. Like dude, mr gay engineer, they went to you because you have retarded dna and instinctually see this shit. They went to you because their “math” wasn’t telling them anything and they needed the guy who flys the ship based on feels.

Math and science aren’t a fucking religion you invoke with 0 understanding you collosal fuck nugget writers!

>retarded dna
what the fuck are you talking about? is this Stamets or whatever? what's his deal?