House of the Dragon

I'll be watching this meme and giving it honest critique as I go along.

Immediate impression of narrator: obvious rip off of the LOTR aesthetic (in movies).

Major Director failure: "It was the possible successors: one: her:" and keeps cutting to various people, JUST SHOW HER YOU BRAINLET since we have no clue who they are yet, or set them up earlier but that's a writer problem too.

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lol that same failure became worse a second later,
"and her cousin; that dude",
and the brainlet director literally shows TWO MEN not having a clue who it is.

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jesus fucking chist: virtue signaling about WOMEN RIGHTS, within literally 20 seconds into the "film".

wake up grandpa; we had feminism decades ago; you're not breaking new ground.

you're not triggering anyone politically either other than making your series worse.

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IT'S BEBORE DAENERYS GUYS, MEMBER THE MOTHA OF DRAGONS

omg

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I like the dragon CG

> bring me someone who looks like daenerys, but more autistic

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> lack o establishing shots
> goes directly into majorly different territory without it
either it's cheap or the director a brainlet again

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> "cops" are hitting innocent people
> complete lack of establishing who the fuck they are targetting

writing failure.

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Is this the autism thread???

nah; just watching it, some of it is bearable but so I'm pretty sure the director is an idiot and the writing weak.

the characters aren't terrible but that may be because the actors aren't totally shit.

based. i love when one poster goes off on something in his own thread. carry on, op.

Where did the black man come from?
How did he rise to power?

It doesn't matter, in fact one of the black characters in the council seemed fine.

It actually does matter it makes no sense
One black person is what makes it silly
If there was a large black population in the kingdom it would make more sense than just having some random black guy out of nowhere

it's not the real world, nazi, it's fantasy.

>fantasy
yes I get you fantasize about black people all day
But that still does not change the fact that have some rando that is so genetically different than everyone else in the kingdom just looks silly

I don't give a shit if he's black, you're the one who was obsessed with them.

According to bookfags in just his generation he rose his house to power so there only being him and his children doesn't seem too out of place. If I were to make a complaint it's mainly the kids looking really weird. They're supposed to be lords & ladies of a powerful house but they gave them really nappy hair. You telling me they couldn't have braided hair like their father? He looks far more clean cut compared to them but I think it's just that old black dudes sometimes do just have grey dreads like that.

And what civilization in history has ever married a a potential heir to the thone to an upstart forgiener from no family
Needing to see black people in every piece of media even when it makes to sense is the defintion of obession

>According to bookfags in just his generation he rose his house to power so there only being him and his children doesn't seem too out of place.
His house are Valyrian, and they arrived with the Targs (and like 2 other houses) before the conquest even happened. Anyone trying to justify it is coping. If he was just black, it wouldn't be that odd, but the whole "they're black but they're still got valyrian hair) is dumb.

I’m a bookfag and I’ve spent hours autistically reading the wiki, but I don’t remember any Targaryens that married a Summer Islander, it’s not implausible but even if they did it’s still kinda retarded casting because they’d be mulatto, not coal black, especially since Valyrian genes tend to be extremely dominant

take your meds OP

Don't care, not watching it.

finally, someone replied to me. i'm finally starting to get the respect i deserve.

The Summer Islands are supposed to be a very wealthy and relatively powerful kingdom, so wanting to creat an alliance with them through marriage isn’t entirely unrealistic, Targaryens also have a bad habit of marrying off their kids to absolute trash in general too lol

You made it,user.
Join greenchad.

Agreed I had no idea who they were talking about

way too much time in that mediocre fight scene/environmet,

they to hide their budget be limited.

I bet the next episodes are cheap.

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>h-he's fast

Corys is Valaryon, not from the Summer isles and Valaryon's are known specifically for their PALE skin

>172 years before the death of the mad king, Aerys

Did he go insane because of all the niggers in his kingdom?

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If it gets better and does well I'm sure season 2 will have a larger budget.

They're killing off important characters on the very first episode.
This is a COMPLETE failure of writing that reminds of the worst movies imaginable.

Nobody gives a shit about those characters yet.

This is writing 101 that even youtubers get.

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