Cast it if you dare
Cast it if you dare
Samuel Allen
Easton Williams
This is a terrible book. American literature is worthless. No wonder they all read comic books.
Christopher Johnson
Ryan gosling as mr. Meridian
Zachary Robinson
Kek, this is unfilmable, especially in this day and age.
Brayden Howard
Idris Elba
Thomas Barnes
highschool myself as Kid
Bentley Wright
Me as Davy Brown
Dominic Brown
user as the caged, poop-eating retard.
Hunter Bennett
>if it exists without my knowledge it exists without my consent
Nathaniel Ortiz
The fact that fedoras talk about this shit in such hushed tones means I will never read it or take it seriously.
>MUH FUGGEN JUDGE GLANTON
*eats hotpocket*
>IT CAN NEVER BE FILMED
*wipes greasy cheetodust fingers on sweatpants*
>SO FUCKING BRUTAL ONLY BASED ZAHLER COULD MAKE IT
*plays video game as an adult*
David King
you are missing out on one of the best american novels ever written
people who shit on it are contrarians who got filtered
watch as they quote post me with a basedjak
Brandon Adams
There are no women in this cast. I'm detecting kino.
Connor Carter
Joplin Missouri
Logan Ross
Caleb Morales
The kid - Tom Holland
Judge Holden - The Rock
Glanton - Mark Whalberg
Toadvine - Zendaya
The expriest - Mark Hamill
Thomas Edwards
>G-Man is the villain because....uh......
Seriously, what did he do wrong (outside of that terribly out-of-character character assassination at the end). The older I get, the more I realize The Iron Giant is a trash movie.
Hudson Walker
I read half of this and then lost interest. Would it be worth continuing?
Hunter Gonzalez
Whoops wrong thread
Henry Murphy
Ending is kino. Pay attention to the bear girl
Joshua Edwards
Judge Holden - Bane
Glanton - CIA
The Kid - Robin
The Ex-Priest - Alfred
Toadvine - Bruce Wayne
Joshua Cook
the only good Judge
Jordan Nguyen
he really does have the perfect cherubic yet devious look
Ethan Collins
Honestly, the culture is not even capable of producing this worthily. Even if you had a young Werner Herzog type director with a Kinski type talent (who's physically imposing enough to play the Judge), ample budget, Scott Rudin at his un-cancelled best, etc., they'd get foiled by the system at every single opportunity. Every characteristic about the book is a defiant contradiction to what the system produces now.
>no "strong" female characters
>uniquely American tale
>band of destructive white men versus the world
>violence is inaccessible to a 4-quadrant audience
>etc.
Also, I don't know if you've noticed, but people don't read anymore. They'd see the poster for this thing and would have absolutely no idea what they're looking at.