Cringe

cringe.

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It actually was cringe, Tolkien would never write dialogue like this

shut the fuck up
literally nobody gave a shit about this when it came out

Are you transgender?

hi, noman
*unzips dick*
i'm bates

She looks like she fucks black guys.

Black guys don’t exist in the Tolkien/Jackson LOTR universe

>tosses the female audience a bone that's actually Tolkien Canon after 9 hours of nerd shit their husbands dragged them to watch

It's fine.

>I am no m-AACK

indeed her pro-feminist messaging is written in the more flowery prose Tolkien is known for

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As an adult I now realize Eowyn is far superior to Arwen Brave suicidal cutie who fights for her family and freedom.

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thought orcs were blacks and Uruk-Hai were mutts since they were men once before

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But what is a woman?

>What is Harad

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She was only that hard-headed because she had royal blood. She's not just any woman, as she says.

I am Wo Man

i can see this with a smug_troonjak

>Be me
>December 2003
>watching LOTR in a full cinema
>This scene comes on
>"I am no man"
>Everyone gasps and claps
>I think to myself how cool that was
Unironically take me back to when everything wasnt fucking political and I was a naive teen

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This. My gf liked LotR but she didn't expect to sit through a 3 1/2 hour movie when I told her I was going to show her the best fantasy movie of all time

In a way it parallels Frodo and the ring
No man can kill the Witch King, just like no other race can bear the ring
So you send a hobbit/woman

Jackson was actually fairly restrained with the proto-capeshit one liner. In the book as she has a mini-monologue which I really liked when reading it.

Now:
>I am no m-ACK!