Tfw Amazon bought the rights to Stargate

>tfw Amazon bought the rights to Stargate

they're gonna fuck it liker they did for LOTR aren't they?

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GOOLD?

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>They're going to replace the white man's P90s with some pozzed kike weapon like the Tavor

i hope so. more stargates the merrier

no

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I'll give it a chance

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yes. more stargate for me. you can cry in the corner about your fobias and not get stargate

based elon should have bought it.

fpbp

>Non insufferable female character
>Strong moral black man character
Doubt Amazon has writing chops

I won't care as long as they put it on Prime.

I can't WAIT for them to try and cast a female Jack O'Neill but have them act the exact same way.

based goold poster

If written and acted as well as OG O'Neill I couldn't care if he was raceswapped or genderswapped as long as they made me laugh and think 'that was cool'.

Sadly whenever they do swap they always do overdone 'wah, I'm different but better'.

Isn't Bezos a big sci-fi fan? I thought he bought Farscape and Stargate. You probably have nothing to fear.

enyour your sjwgate

I've only seen the Stargate movie.

That's probably for the best.

Yeah. He also made the expanse, rings of power and those gaiman things. It's all esg all the time.

black male lead, strong gay woman, alien, white guy that is the helpless comedic sidekick that always gets eyerolls from the other cast because of his doofiness

the only stargate that exists are the first movie, the sg1 series and movies, and atlantis everything else is some mendella effect bullshit

normies dont like stargate to begin with, itll be fine

>Bezos now owns Stargate

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Expanse was fine, maybe SG will be too?

Expanse got sucky when Amazon took over

Get ready for the gritty grimdark.
Can audiences even handle camp anymore.

>post amazon expanse
>fine

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stop desecrating corpses