The last samurai is a white guy that joined 3 weeks ago

>the last samurai is a white guy that joined 3 weeks ago

the fuck? isnt that a bit insulting?

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Insulting to Steven Seagal

The Last Saumarai is Ken Watanabe, not Tom Cruise.

All he did was wear some armor and swing a sword. Algren wasn't the last samurai, just thefirst weeaboo.

no u retard ken dies at the end but tom cruise comes back to the village to fuck the samurai widows. he probably impregnated all of them

the Japanese liked that

hes just that good

>samurai
Plural.

This role was perfect for Seagal, how did that happen?

If Seagal had gotten cast in that film and actually took it seriously, got in better shape, would it have saved his career unironically?

just typical hollywood and their politics

I'd watch this

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>the fuck?
Stop trying to sound black

What are some other mighty whitey kinos?

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ayo shieet cuh talm bout racism and shieet?

maaaaan

Chinks/japs make movies about westerners all the time, in fact most anime characters have white euro features and colors.

Is that insulting? Why is anything only bad when it's white? And somehow jews arent considered white, but a separate race whilst being the people who perpetuate this kind of thing the hardest? Before you cunts tell me to take meds or some shit, 60% of hollywood is owned or run by jews, and Edward Zwick(a jew, big surprise) directed and produced this.

I literally did not even have to look it up to assume a Jew was fundamentally involved in the creation of this movie.

Do none of you have any kind of capacity for deductive reasoning and logic?
Why are you all obsessed with killing and blaming whitey?

>The last indian is a mick

wew lad

That makes him the first sex tourist, not the last samurai.

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>tfw no kino about an oriental who learns about National Socialism, becomes a Wehrmacht officer, and fights to defend Germany from the ((Allied forces))

this, Cruise was a gaijin assistant to Watanabe

what was the reception to this film in japan

Imagine how many asian women got wet while watching this scene

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This actually the premise of Tarantino's next film.

it is a shame this movie is cancelled by the woke patrol because it will always be KINO

BERRY GROOD!

like what, using his gay aikido with a sword?? that's fucking pathetic, he was always an unredeemable joke

They should have just named it 'The Last Samurais', grammar be damned

Also cast somebody other than Cruise.

I'm so tired of this joke.

I watched it in theaters when it came out, and people were saying the same shit as we were walking out.

one of the highest grossing films in japan

Paul Mooney is a child molester and molested Richard Pryor’s son after being a fag with Richard himself

Samurai is in its plural form here.

It was a bit longer than 3 weeks,

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the "last samurai" in the title is plural, not singular, it refers to all of them, they are the last samurai. tom cruise's character serves as a sort of witness to their final last stand as the meiji restoration sweeps samurai as a whole into the dustbin of history