How about when Steve went back in time and married Peggy and lived a full life with her? Why did Bruce leave this detail out when recounting the story of his time with Cap? Jen shouldn't have even thought Steve could be a virgin because she should have known he got married and lived happily ever after. Or did she assume Steve just literally never had sex with his own wife even after he had effectively retired from superhero work? This makes no fucking sense, did the writers literally just forget about the end of Endgame?
How about when Steve went back in time and married Peggy and lived a full life with her...
Dylan Carter
Joseph Fisher
>when your wife of 50 years begs you to have sex with her for the first time
Ayden Mitchell
Seriously, does this not bother anyone else?
Jaxon Parker
oh yeah bro ive lost sleep over it
Eli Wood
Cap was an incel
Matthew Sanders
Capeshitters deserve to die
Kevin Green
Nobody cares about capeshit woke shit shows bruh
Joseph Harris
He was married for over 50 years.
Thomas Cook
The story they’re telling the public is that cap died so that no one will go looking for him. Bruce did the right thing even while drunk by not disclosing his whereabouts
Caleb Campbell
he was cap for a while in the war too with all those show girls. men were banging their way across europe to the point the generals and top brass all comment on how fucking degenerate the allied troops were in their "liberations" compared to the german occupiers. guaranteed cap fucked those sluts he was doing the propaganda pieces with all the time. but he was christian, so probably only did anal with them whiel pining for peggy.
Isaac Williams
>but he was christian, so probably only did anal with them
Where did this meme start? I have never in my life met a person who actually thinks this way and I grew up heavily involved in Christianity. Everyone recognizes that anal and oral are unacceptable and count as losing your virginity.
Jonathan Mitchell
Patton named the Jew? Holy fuck lol
Andrew Cox
>it is a queer sort of liberation
if only he knew how true that statement was
John Campbell
I assumed he died right after the scene where he shows up in Endgame, while still sitting on the bench. Is he canonically still alive after that? Why?
Jason Smith
>This makes no fucking sense, did the writers literally just forget about the end of Endgame?
I understood it as that yes Steve went back in time and married Peggy but in order to not create a paradox the lived on the down low.
Also lived on the dl so that they wouldn't be hunted down by any powers-that-be in order to get his blood.
Tyler Campbell
it's actually a boomer meme
Kevin James
they literally discovered de-aging in endgame. marvel shit is beyond redemption and past expiration
Jayden King
>they literally discovered de-aging in endgame
Uh... what? I don't recall this at all. You mean to tell me that Steve Rogers is not only alive after Endgame, but he's young again?
Brandon Perez
theyre calling you incel
Zachary Gomez
those poor misunderstood nazis…
Brayden Bell
I mean. He was promoting war bonds that year.
Nolan Gutierrez
Real talk, women find the idea of marrying a virgin utterly repulsive
They want to know they are marrying a "winner". So potential husbands must have fucked at-least 10 women before meeting her (but obviously in no contact with them whatsoever anymore)
Never go (or state) above 20, they assume you are a player and will immediately break up with you