Why did he do it bros?
Why did he do it bros?
Liam Nelson
Cameron Bailey
He was a perfectionist. Either hit the berg dead ahead or completely go around it. He tried to completely go around it too late.
Isaiah Torres
the iceberg hated ships he was a peaceful iceberg minding his own buisness
Matthew Lopez
>But nothing can breach Titanic!
>Grond will breach it.
Parker Lewis
bergs are evil
Camden Wilson
ice((berg))
Hudson Martin
>”sir, if you hit it dead on, we might just make it!”
>”very well, ensign, prepare the crew”
>”Thank God, sir! Imagine the fatalities of the Irish down in steerage if we got hit on the side!”
>”… full speed ahead, Ensign”
Easton Lopez
You know, nobody ever thinks of the iceberg, do they? Dude's just hanging out in the Arctic, chillin. SUDDENLY A WILD STEAMSHIP APPEARS. Shit goes sideways, the ship sinks, the iceberg is shattered, mortally wounded. But no, nobody cares about Icy! It's all the iceberg's fault! Iceberg rights are human rights, chud. Icy din do nuffin wrong.
Austin Lewis
He was a big guy
Owen Butler
>Yes, we can totally cross a vast ocean in a metal box, no problemo!
Do humans really?
Lincoln Fisher
>Where was the Carpathia when the iceberg struck?
>Where was the Carpathia when the sea breached the watertight compartments?
Samuel Wright
>wood floats
>metal sinks
>big iron expects us to believe metal is more advanced for shipbuilding
Matthew Wright
What would Any Forums do if they were on the Titanic?
I'd break into the kitchen, take a good bottle of wine, then find a plump 1st class lady and grope her bosoms
Brandon Sullivan
They called the Titanic "The Unsinkable Ship". We put their name to the test
Camden Ross
Repel the iceberg by asking for a loan
Dominic Adams
>This ship cannot sink!
>She's built by irishmen sir! I assure you she can.
Austin Anderson
>Shipwrecks were invented in the 19th century
John Walker
Because he's a cold bastard, that's why!
Justin Campbell
How long do you think the survivors lasted in the air bubbles within the wreck? They probably had food supplies to last many years.
Luis Jackson
Yeah I'd be raping too.
Camden Flores
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
Joshua Baker
>rolls over a bunch of hills over the period of thousands of years turning them completely flat
>he dindu nuffin, he's a good ice-burg, he wuz tryin to get his iceology degree n' shiiiiiiiit
Levi Roberts
I imagine the great great grand children of survivors are still down there in a deep sea colony