Are there any movies about penis inspection day?

Are there any movies about penis inspection day?
I have one coming up and im nervous as fuck because i have a blister on it.
They say if you fail the inspection they cut a piece of youre penis off is that true?

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I categorically *refuse* to believe that Penis Inspection Day is a real thing

lol you'd be in the circumcised line i bet

What's the point of this?

They just check it for girth, length, make sure its coming along alright

It’s just part of the general health inspection students get.

99% sure this is photoshopped

Detect monkeypox lesions.
Collect smegma for fermentation purposes.
Publicly humiliate white and asian students.
Temper the lubricity of the teachers.
And take a census test.

>photoshopping something you can write and print in 5 minutes
Brilliant

That's very nice of them

Gotta check for bophadese

Errrr hygiene and stuff

If your penis isn't ready for the real world, then neither are you

to root out any rogue foreskin

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my printer is broken

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found the foreigner

Where are you from? It’a a thing in Aus at least

He thinks it's real

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penis inspection day was real in Germany until a few years ago.

it was during the obligatory military service physical examination

it's only fair, every day is vagina inspection day for my students

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Penis inspection is not real, but balls inspection is. The school nurse gently squeezes your balls to see if they have dropped. I think this happened when I was 10 or something, definitely before I started masturbating at least.

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>walk into the room
>see your today's penis inspector
Wat do

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also the doctor was female. she also examined my asshole for hemorrhoids. ("spread your cheeks please" were her words)

salivate

kek

penis inspection day is a fine old meme
may it live long and prosper for many years to come

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Everyone thinks its a joke, but penis inspections exists, maybe not everywhere, my first one was in kindergarten, we got in a line and a doctor (it was an older lady) checked every boys penises if it's healthy and touched both testicles, to make sure we have them.

The second one was in high school, they took a quick glance and they said "P2" thats it. Later we figured it out the "P" was for puberty, and the number is the level.

>tfw you actually had to go to a hospital to get your ball size checked against some anal bead looking ass thing by a bunch of nurses

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>penis inspection day
>hot 26 year old nurse in charge of penis inspection
straight up if you don't go in fully torqued you are a homosexual