How do I become like him

How do I become like him

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suck a lot of cock, preferably feminine cock

waltuh...

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gay sex

>Buy the stunt mask from 'Drive'
>Wear it 24/7
>Kidnap someones grandaughter
>Work at a fast food chain
Everything else will fall into place from there

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Be a faggot and fuck men in their ass

NOT MY CALL

>Mmm, Waltuh...

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Shoot to death 2 cops

You're askin for information you can't have.

what the fuck was he trying to do

>Sara Lee White Bread
>Pub/Pimento Cheese
>???
>Profit

consume sexler

be old and get to be in a lot of shitty forgettable movies and shows because of a one hit wonder that wasn't even that good.

Be a gigantic hypocrite

Not your call

So soft waltuh....

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Holy based. Thank god she’s autistic and has a sense of humor most cunts would probably try to me too him

take your first bribe

/ourguy/

wasn't my call

fail to wear sufficient sunscreen all your life
also, you have to go outside ever

his jackets are awesome but i can never find them, where do i buy them?