What's your excuse Any Forums?

what's your excuse Any Forums?

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well because my girlfriend is only online

>#Kimmel

OP is a fag who watches Bitchy Jimmy

My wife is that hot but she lives in a different city so you havent met her

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I wish I had an excuse. The truth is I have no fucking idea why I can't get a girlfriend. I get dates from dating apps. But they never get beyond a one-night stand. And I haven't even had sex in a year. Bet you can't realistically tell ME what I'm doing wrong.

I'm boring and enjoy not talking although I don't mind hearing the other person

i have really poor dental hygiene

Based and declension-pilled

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I use Any Forums
That should be enough to explain my situation

Real answer? You're just not chad

life of disability is an inescapable curse especially if you lack social skills on top of that

Average amerimutt

i can't be with someone without feeling bad for them for being with me

Chad is just a comical meme, but I think it is understood that there are non-chads that have girlfriends, in fact the overwhelming majority of men with girlfriends aren't chads. So your explanation doesn't hold water, and I think you need to try a tiny bit harder.

nonchads can get girlfriends. blackpill never said they couldnt. sub5s cant

What is the longest IRL relationship you've been in?

maybe it's just because you're all boring uncharismatic miserable fucks kek

zero because im a sub5

Then your analysis is worthless. You don't take tips on cooking from someone who can't cook. You don't take investing advice from someone who hasn't outperformed the market. You don't take dating advice from someone who isn't dating up and above their league.

but dating isnt a hobby like those others you listed. you can observe patterns in dating and notice those. versus the people who date and coast through life without thinking outside of the box.

1. Investing and cooking are not hobbies. Cooking your own meals is a way of saving money. Investing is a way of preserving money. They are done for utility not for pleasure.
>you can observe patterns in dating and notice those.
You can observe patterns in anything, but unless you have the expertise to repeatedly manipulate the dependent factors to get predictable results from those patterns then you have no authority to comment on it. Put it this way: if you are so good at spotting accurate patterns, then why can't you find a pattern which you can use as a 'loophole' to getting a girlfriend?

investing and cooking are skills you build up though is my point. no one starts out cooking like chef ramsey. most people dont even get to that skillset they just get to cooking easy stuff like noodles and shit. you dont build a skillset the more you date and go on dates. if youre good enough to get 1 date, youre good enough to get 100.
as for patterns, relationships are built on different subsets of requirements for getting a girlfriend or vice versa. for instance a lot of girls want someone who is chad or chadlite but not every girl will obtain one of those so they settle for a normie. women date up. men date down.