Zoomer cinema

Zoomer cinema

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>Zoomer

It's millennial. Zoomers haven't seen it.

No this is zoomer cinema

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joey kino

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No this is zoomer cinema

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It wasn’t that bad but it should’ve been at least a half hour shorter. I almost got mad when they had a whole slow-mo scene dedicated to the white twin just walking, nothing else just walking. So much slow-mo the whole movie for no reason. The titular bullet train is the slowest goddamn thing ever.

>from the director of Deadpool 2

If it stars Pitt and has Bullock in extended-cameo, and isn't #woke, we got GenX energy.

No joke, halfway through I thought “This reminds me of like a modern Deadpool.” Then I saw the director literally did Deadpool 2

Sandra didn’t even look real there, it was like she was made of plastic or wax.

>zoomers haven't seen this kino
Turning Red bros...we won

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That's because her face has been half plastic and half post processing filters for her last few roles.

That's how you know it's going to be kino

this movie had an actual fat black autist in it lol

>White males are the catalysts of fate
>Female is evil because she wants attention
>Mexican is hyper-violent and overly emotional
>Black man is autistic and ineffective
>Black woman is poisonous but shortsighted
>All the good fathers in the movie are japs, continuing Abe's campaign
Chudbros we can't stop winning

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This is zoomer cinema

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>Isn't woke>
>2 niggers in movie for no reason other than ESG

I'm a zoomer and I watched it, feels pike it was tailor made for ADHD zoomers. Thry have to explain everything every 10 seconds between a bunch of swearing and random violence.

never watched it never wanted to

This actually checks out, how did they get away with it?

I enjoyed it. I think a couple parts felt a bit too on the nose and corny, and the Ryan Reynolds cameo was gay as fuck, but overall I had fun. Mexico guy and Russian son died way too early on though.

>the Ryan Reynolds cameo was gay as fuck
He played Casper or whatever right? the guy who was sick? He didn't even say anything, it was one of the funnier parts of the movie.

I’m never watching this obnoxious crap
same with deadpool and all the other shit that hip nerd whatever faggots think is funny

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It was funny just for the audacity of Leitch shoehorning Reynolds in, comes out of left field.
I completely missed the gay guy was Channing Tatum so that scene fell flat for me.

>He says as he posts anime and cats, the most normalfag shit