How the fuck could anyone win against this solo without a gun?

How the fuck could anyone win against this solo without a gun?

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have a medallion that transforms you into a gorilla

those things will tear to you shreds jamie pull that video up.

Have you tried not being bitch made?

strangle it with your bear hands

I could easily kill a grizzly with a knife. They're stupid animals and not even all that threatening, most of the time they just eat berries and fish. I would have that bear running after 5 seconds of combat.

You don't. That's why they're the apex predator of their continent.

A silverback mountain gorilla would choke that bear out in the first round

need something sharp and durable enough to withstand the bears weight and you kill it with its own weight as it falls on you

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_spear

What would you call that? The Gamgee Gambit?

Spears

i dont know but its better than being eaten alive. also its not a guarantee. not like you can guarantee to 1v1 a bear.

You don't have to fight it, all you need is a canteen or some other metal object to make noise with. It's afraid of metallic noises and will run away, even with all its strength it's still a dumb animal

to defeat the bear, you must become the bear

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I guarantee a bear is smarter than you.

In terms of land mammals, the "who would win in a fight?" goes:

Elephant > Rhino > Hippo > Giraffe > Grizzly > Tiger > Gorilla > Crocodile

WHAT ONE MAN CAN DO ANOTHER CAN DO
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Crocodile is stronger than giraffe, grizzly, Tiger, gorilla. Just one bite.

make pointy stick. have it fall on top of it when it stands up or runs at you. EZ.

reptilecuck cope

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Literally what makes humans omega-predators

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why dont you ask Chase Dellwo?

Be Rawhead Rex.

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I think you could with a spear and shield and some armor, but you wouldn't last long so you've have to be quick

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A bear could beat the shit out of gorilla what the hell are you on about. Bears have more strength AND more speed, dumbass. You also have to consider the natural weapons like the claws on our paws or their sharp teeth. Gorillas only have stupid fists to fight with. Gorillas stand no chance