Why Alaska? Why did they paint it like it's some frontier our of reach? It's still USA, it's still federal jurisdiction...

Why Alaska? Why did they paint it like it's some frontier our of reach? It's still USA, it's still federal jurisdiction. The DEA still operate there. He coukd have gone anywhere.
Where would you go user?

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For that matter, why did Gene stay in Omaha? He too could have gone to Alaska or abroad.

It's like the wild west..... but snowy!!

Prison

>Where would you go user?
Somewhere in the Caribbean or on of those post-soviet states with barely any rule of law.

Crimea is nice this time of the year

How would you immigrate legally?

I would go to Lithuania.

So he could hang out with Francis.

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Alaska is full of felons living under different aliases

This That said, surely the hoover man can give you a fake identity proving you are the grandson of an Irish person. Then you can get an EU passport ezpz and go live and work anywhere in the EU or UK.

I wouldn't. I'd just go there and stay.

alaska is insanely spread out and notoriously is under served with government officials, it's a state that's like 63% male because like every dude trying to escape the law goes there. Trying to get out of country when he's as "hot" as we was would've been impossible just about it

So you get arrested, and your false identity discovered and you're now in an American prison for life.

Alaska is very mountainous and hard to keep tabs on
It's US jurisdiction but they don't actually do kuch enforcing there with how much is generally unexplored or watched
Hell we still don't have constant surveillance of much of the appalachians

Alaska is huge and empty, dumb urban bug. If you want to get lost somewhere and never be found, Alaska is where you go.

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They had some dude in Alaska bringing whores into the wilds and then hunting them down for years without being caught

Surely it would be the murder capital then?

>So you get arrested
by who lol. nobody in fuckin Turkmenistan or wherever the fuck give a shit about American laws

But you could go somewhere equally sparse in Europe, or Canada, or Svalbard. That's where I'd go. Don't need any visa to be there.

American laws? Nigger I'm talking illegal immigration in whatever country you'd arrive in.

illegal immigration is the easiest shit to pull off which is why you have like 50 million mexicans right in your backyard. way easier to pull off in some eastern euro backwoods country with no one to see for miles. literally all you have to do is move there and not leave and start telling people you're somebody else. no one will ever catch you in a million years.

You're a dumb American.

who's gonna catch me genius? they got special illegal immigrant radars that detect if you pay taxes?

Compare the population density of Alaska to any of those places, you dense retard.
>Europe
Ah yes I'd love to be arrested by interpol 5 minutes into my escape.