Just found out that Jeepers Creepers took place in Florida. Near Ocala and Part of Gainesville

Just found out that Jeepers Creepers took place in Florida. Near Ocala and Part of Gainesville,
This is why if failed as a horror movie.
He's just a regular Mixed abomination that you would run into working the farms north or Orange County who's family didn't stay in the South Part of the state.
>Drives Piece of shit truck
Ya I know we don't have inspections here, so that explains the truck
Plus the truck is Puerto Rican Tier Maintained.
He's literally just a mixed Florida Man.
Probably claims to be white and have family in the KKK that goes' back 7 generations
But we both know that's bull shid, he will blame his complextion on the sun and working outside.
Complete lie.
>But user what about him cutting people up.
That's easiest give away, bath salts and meth.

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blessed thread

It failed because it's made by a convicted homosexual pedo child molester

Mind blown, I always thought that gave you guaranteed success.

I’m still waiting for the 4K UHD remaster of Clownhouse

To be fair this movie did have some Homoexual Pedo vibes in it
But with that being said, lots of sex offenders here in the Sun shine state
The Director probably didn't share one of his boy wives with another Jew

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Makes zero sense how he had a giant corpse cavern under his house if it was Florida

can we please force florida to secede already

how did the creeper get a vanity license plate?

>This is why if failed as a horror movie.
Did it fail though? It had a sequel right?

so just your average jew director in hollyjew? pretty broad stroke there

Lol as if most Floridians wouldn’t be happy to leave the gay pedo union

It had two sequels and a solid fan base. I knew a guy last year who went as the Creeper for Halloween. It also has a third sequel coming out next month.

I couldn't figure that part out either unless it was a dried up spring

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I hate Northern Agressors so much
I am surprised they didn't release it in October or end of September

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the third one was fucking horrible

Why do northerners all act like such npcs? Straight up stepford creepy ass people.

I don't know
Guess we'll have to post that on Any Forums

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Just north of Orlando is an old witch town called Cassadaga. I always thought it could be a good setting for an old south horror movie.

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Went thru here a couple times, I didn't stop just drove through.
Beautiful part of the state, the town how ever the people must be super cringe.
I've often wondered why its not in a movie.

>I hate Northern Agressors so much
Cry about it cousin fucker, I'm gonna jerk off over the idea of raping your inbred southern belles the march through your shit hick state, georgia. Sherman is spermin in your bucktoothed sister wives.

Are you near I4 in Florida ?
I would recommend a quick stop driving through there if you've never been.

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That's fine
Just don't buy up all the houses in Florida when you retire.