Strangest Movie Merchandise Thread

Strangest Movie Merchandise Thread

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I FUCKING REMEMBER THIS. The tongue very quickly got covered in all kinds of shit and stopped sticking.

Lettuce

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I got my brother-in-law a Jar Jar coffee mug I found at a mall for 99 cents as a gag gift in '03. It would probably be worth a $50 now still in the box.

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Goes well with your Tazos (not pogs)

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i love Jar Jar
i wish i was raped by Jar Jar

This will sell our movie.

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Lmao

Lucas films contacts EVERYONE
>We will sponsor anything
Uh sponsor our fridge?
>Yes.

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Why do they have the lays logo?

For me it's the Hobbit Hole Breakfast.

>let's make a cute chibi digure of the corpse of a raped and murdered teenage girl

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Gotta go fast

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No slate-on-slate?

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What is it with these toys based around Jar Jar's tongue?

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>the meat vs rocky balboa
rematch when?

America is a corporate hellscape

a long frog-like tongue is very easy to turn into various toys. Its also kinda lackluster. Seems more like a collectible item thats never to be played with.

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slapstick comedy for children sells toys

I had that toy, but even as a kid I thought it was weird and gross.

Proud owner of the whole collection.

as retarded as this is, what i don't get is why they aren't droid themed? why wouldn't you color/pattern them after r2d2, c3p0, and bb8?

Because they aren't actually star wars themed, they're just regular fucking fridges they already sold with some tacky star wars advertising.