Bravo Tolkein

Bravo Tolkein

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I dislike the lord of the rings because there are no sex scenes with elves

this would only work if all the mouse's limbs were broken so it couldn't scurry off

Where is it implied that it does not affect Sam? He is obviously having a miserable time despite it being a relatively short distance from the mountain.

That guy is a retard. Sam carried the ring when Frodo was paralyzed by Shelob, resisted its temptation and willingly gave it back to him.

>brainlet takes
Twatter that way

The Amazon show will rectify that.

We rarely ever get elf waifus let alone hot elf sex

The rings wants frodo / frodo wants the ring
Tapping it on a rodent doesnt change that

Nice twitter thread faglord

Because he's a fat fuck who's carrying Frodo uphill.

Blacked

Twitter is amazing for its capacity to allow people to freely advertise how retarded they are.

>willingly
Frodo snatched it from his hands

Apparently, there was supposed to be Aragorn/Arwen sex scene in Jackson's LotR, but it was cut.
For some fucking reason.

the Mouse would have escaped under the Rings command. it would have then ordered the mouse to run back to Sauron.

Does Tolkien ever describe elf sex?

Woah..

the more she drank...

Not if it's limbs are broken retardo

Okay so everyone could have carried Frodo?

I was actually wondering about pic related. Do you think Amazon got heir hands on it?

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What is it? what do you smell?

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