Ok and so in the next scene, the hot milf falls in love in my fat self

>ok and so in the next scene, the hot milf falls in love in my fat self

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>t. Faggot who never gotten laid

No I do fuck, but I'm also not obese. Are you projecting?

This guy is so far up his own asshole, incredible really

Which movie?

Fat boy Favreau did a similar thing where he played a meager chef and had a 9/10 Latina wife lmao

To be fair she is a single mother while he is head of security for the richest man in the world

The last two MCU Spiderman movies

AND NOW SHE'S DEAD

I thought the joke was she's out of his league anyway

>ok and she's hot right?
>like really hot
>way out of my league
>but guess what?
>I- uh I mean my character is so special and charming she still falls in love with m-HIM

I don't remember any actually romantic scenes other than some awkward talks. And then they break up anyway. I get your joke it's just not accurate.

She banged him once and he spent the next 2 movies simping for her. Literally had him sleep on the couch of his own home so she could have her own bed.

It’s as realistic as Betty Brant romancing a fat loser Ned.

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can you blame him?

God I love mousey women.

what do old women smell like down there

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That's just because he's self aware enough to not literally do what the op says but if anything it just makes it more obvious.

I would make her feel 20 again.

you fucking retards, these movies are conditioning hot women that all they 'deserve' are fat loser guys and you have a problem with that?

yeah, I'm not a fat loser and I love women so I don't need my movies to be demoralizing propaganda.

>I'm not a fat loser and I love women
so what are you doing on Any Forums?

She dumbed him in no way home dum dum

Ryan Gosling, Taylor Swift and Dwayne the cuck Johnson browse 4channel. The website was founded by a now google engineer drowning in pussy and currently owned by a Japanese celebrity.
Just stop eating lol

>Just stop eating lol

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God
You guys think there will ever be a marvel universe were aunt may is peter parkers hot older liv in girlfriend instead of caretaker

People always talk about Jonah Hill's yo-yo dieting but Favreau is just as bad. Guy was fat in Iron Man 2 but skinnier in Couple's Retreat and Four Christmases but then blew up again in Chef.