>No, Gimli... I would not go through the mines of Moria unless I had no other choice. Why? I'm not telling.
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No, Gimli... I would not go through the mines of Moria unless I had no other choice. Why? I'm not telling
Jose Adams
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Isaac Baker
>gimli, we're not going there because all your dwarf buddies are fucking dead, okay?
Lincoln Hernandez
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>Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow!
>Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!
Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling!
>Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling.
Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight,
>Waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight,
There my pretty lady is, River-woman's daughter,
>Slender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water.
Old Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing
>Comes hopping home again. Can you hear him singing?
Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o!
>Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o!
Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your roots away!
>Tom's in a hurry now. Evening will follow day.
Tom's going home again water-lilies bringing.
>Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?
Hop along, my little friends, up the Withywindle!
>Tom's going on ahead candles for to kindle.
Down west sinks the Sun: soon you will be groping.
>When the night-shadows fall, then the door will open,
Out of the window-panes light will twinkle yellow.
>Fear no alder black! Heed no hoary willow!
Fear neither root nor bough! Tom goes on before you.
>Hey now! merry dol! We'll be waiting for you!
Hey! Come derry dol! Hop along, my hearties!
>Hobbits! Ponies all! We are fond of parties.
Now let the fun begin! Let us sing together!
>Now let the song begin! Let us sing together!
Of sun, stars, moon and mist, rain and cloudy weather,
>Light on the budding leaf, dew on the feather,
Wind on the open hill, bells on the heather,
>Reeds by the shady pool, lilies on the water:
Old Tom Bombadil and the River-daughter!
Colton Stewart
Gimli: Y'know Gandalf, that all those black dwarves died out ages ago.
Gandalf: Oh, I didn't realize that. Moiria it is then.
Xavier Watson
>black dwarves
No such thing. Might as well talk about walking fish
Elijah Morgan
So Grand Elf and Saruon's Man knew they unleashed a Balrog and didn't do anything about it?
Asher Ward
Reminder there's no reason not to use the eagles for 90% of the trip there
Adrian Campbell
>hey, eagle. would you might escorting my party to mordor?
>we do not get involved in the affairs of men
>fair enough. can you help me get down off this tower?
>sure, i can totally do that for you.
Ryder Rodriguez
Why didn‘t Gandalf ask Glorfindel to kill Smaug instead if Bilbo?
What was even Gandalf plan for Bilbo?
Bran and that little bird played arguably a bigger role in defeating Smaug then Bilbo yet Gandalf never asked them to join their adventure.
Isaac King
>We should make for the Mines of Moria. My dead cousin Balin would give us a royal welcome!
>No, we make for the Gap of Rohan! This will be the death of the hobbits!
>Let the ringbearer decide.
>...
>We will fly the eagles to Lothlórien.
Kevin Baker
It explains in the book why they cant fly there
Josiah Wood
Don't elaborate or anything.
Austin Williams
Nobody knew it was a Balrog. Everybody knew there was some monster that killed dwarves 1000 years ago and made them abandon Moria. But nobody was sure what it was. Everybody knew that orcs infested the mountains and Moria at least until 200 years ago when the dwarves won the Battle of Azanulbizar. They knew that Balin reclaimed Moria 30 years ago but nobody heard from them for the last 25 years.
Parker Carter
it's called dramatic suspense you nimwit
Julian Scott
>gandalf needs us to save the world? fuck that noise.
>galdalf needs me to get him down off a tower that he could totally get down himself if he used a bit of magic? i'll be right there.
Cameron Kelly
>you know what they unleashed in the dark of khazad-dum... shadow and flame
Pretty sure they knew it was a Balrog.
Jason Stewart
>Grand Elf
his name actually comes from "Wand Elf"
Jackson Gray
The eagles represent God's grace.
You have experienced grace, haven't you, Anons?
Caleb Rivera
I know a girl called Grace and whenever we talk I say "By the grace of God!" in a funny way
Josiah Brooks
Sauron would see them coming from fucking hundreds of miles away and then send all manner of flying beast to basically buttfuck them, its why they tried to stay hidden on the ground. Anyone with two braincells to rub together can understand that without needing to read the book or watch the movies, the entire journey is a stealth mission for frodo and sam.
Camden Rogers
Legolas can shoot fell beasts down and dual wield the anti-nazgul barrow swords. Tolkien was a lazy hack fuck
Brandon Evans
> khazad-dum
> z'ha'dum
JMS sure loved him some Tolkien.
Elijah Price
Legolas isnt a ring bearer, Frodo is
Cooper Sullivan
Balrogs were not seen since the first age. Dragons were known to be around in the third age. Meeting a balrog was highly unlikely.
Ian Bennett
Christian Butler
Then how did Gandalf know it was a Balrog before it showed itself?
>what is this new devilry?
>a balrog
Joseph Scott
Gandalf wasnt a man, elf, dwarf or halfling.
Austin Morales
Gandalf and the eagles serve the same master, and you retards don't understand that the Valar could just swoop into middle earth and delete Sauron and all would be well but that's not the point, the point is that the elder races are fading and that the time of men has come, and if men want their time to come they need to learn to take care of themselves, the wizards were only sent as guides. Tolkien explained all this years ago, but movie only faggots like yourself would rather meme that it's a shit story than actually do some research.
Jacob Edwards
There is no way he could fight all 8 of the nazgul AND the witch king AND any other flying beasts Sauron would send. Saruman would also still be alive and who knows what he would do, the risk is simply too great which again, is why it was a stealth mission but I get the feeling your just arguing for the sake of "Jokes on you I'm just pretending to be retarded"
Brayden Reed
Gandalf is an angel as old as creation itself.
Caleb Powell
Gimli of all people would have known why you fucking retard. First of all, the dwarves knew of the Balrog, they literally had a fucking name for it (Durin's Bane). Further, Gimli knew Balin went for Moria and had not sent any message whatsoever for years. Gee, what could have happened? Maybe their phone didn't have a signal?
Fucking filmfags I swear
Robert King
Wizards and Balrogs are basically the same thing in Tolkien's world.