Describe the plot in one sentence without looking it up.
Describe the plot in one sentence without looking it up
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Fascism begins to rise while two monks watch a slave doing some F1 shit
A shadowy sith overlord is pulling the strings of a galactic conflict between the Republic and the outer rim worlds to further a dark plot against the Jedi
space chinese are not to be trusted, also theres a race and horned nigga with a laser stick
Describe what a sith is in one sentence without looking it up.
Two volcels mediate an intergalactic tax dispute gone wrong.
A queen teams up with a clumsy alien, 2 space knights, and a very special little slave boy to save her planet from a Satanic Evil Lord.
Two Jedi under cover are nearly assassinated as they discover a trade blockade is part of a galactic conspiracy manipulated by a long thought to be extinct enemy.
Liam Neeson is obsessed with a young slave boy he found in the desert
>Invasion! Of boring...
An evil practitioner of the dark side, rival of the Jedi
Remember when he said JJ Abrams should direct Star Wars?
Trade Embargo with the Naboo
And?
Two jedi go to negotiate some kind of space politics for some reason and they find a kid and bring him back to be trained but yoda says nah then after the older jedi dies the younger one decides to train him anyway.
Greedy aliens invade planet.
is that supposed to be some kind of gotcha?
Palpatine manufactures a crisis to get himself elected.
Palpatine plots to pick up power
Darth Vader: The Early Years
Complete disaster.
Spinning is a good trick.
Vader meets the woman that will be his downfall.
Jedi Knights find promising young boy who may help fight the Sith, while already fighting the sith.
This isn't complicated.
queen amidala is not the protagonist you absolute fucking sped
then jj directed two of the worst star wars movies and ran the franchise to the ground roflmao. also mike directed space cop
Evil mastermind creates a planetary conflict to gain more power by manipulating key figures on both sides.
There is faction of space chinese jews who are bullying a small garden planet called Naboo (I don't remember why but there is a blockade) so Jedi evacuate the head of state so she can ask the help of the galactic republic but they broke their engine during the escape and have to repair it on a sand planet where theh pick up a kid, at the end they manage to destroy the blockade thanks to the kid for some reason.
How about a song?
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