Star Wars

Rank all the films in the Skywalker Saga.

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No.
I won't just sit by and let all the cancerous facets of this franchise be allowed to have an equal footing. I'm not breaking bread with Prequelfags and Sequelcucks.
The initial iterations of Star Wars IN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY are the only ones worth discussing here. And I will continue to call out everything else.
The "special edition" changes are not canon
The prequels are not canon
The books are not canon
Everything made under Disney is not canon
Han shot second is not canon
The comics are not canon
The cartoon Network shows are not canon
Rey "Skywalker" is not canon. That egregious character doesn't exist and never did. The only true ship in Star Wars is Han and Leia and canonically they do have serious feelings for each other. Luke doesn't fuck around on his adventures. He just fights for the light side of the force and gets the job done. He is a virgin.
On that subject, none of the living Jedi have had sex. They're all virgins like they should be. Stop projecting. Just because you went to a degenerate high school where sex outside of marriage was normal, doesn't mean these characters did.
And for the 501st time, Lightwave fights should be slow and emotional, not with 20 flips and weeb shit.
This is an American franchise. It always has been and always will be. It's western and everything else is fan fiction and belongs in /trash/. Period.
It's high time we take a stand. We shouldn't allow "all things Star Wars" because it has become obvious that degenerates are abusing that privilege. Films only. OT only. No exceptions.
End of discussion. OT only. Period.

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um... based...?
Guys help me out, I can't tell if this is based or not.

none of the movies are good except for the one about the ewoks trying to find their magic soap that shit goes hard

>Revenge of the Sith
>The Empire Strikes Back
>The Phantom Menace
>Return of the Jedi
>Attack of the Clones
>A New Hope
>The Last Jedi
>Rise of Skywalker
>The Force Awakens

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5 > 4 > 3 & 6 > 1 > 2

Watch Ray Harryhausen kino when you want adventure. Watch Farscape when you want space opera.
Disregard Soi Wars.

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Any Forumslien vs redditor

HAHAHHA

4 = 5 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 7 >8
Didn't see 9.

Found the woman

Droids : The Great Heep>ESB>ROTS>ANH>TPM>ROTJ>TLJ>TFA>AOTC

I tried rewatching all the movies and Episode 2 made me give up and watch The Blob instead.

You're a good man, user.

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sorry this was meant for the AvP requiem thread. I'll be putting a magnet to my hard drive and taking what's left of my computer to the recycling center today in shame of my mistake

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From best to worst:
1:5
2:4
3:6
4:3
5:8
6:7
7:1
8:2
9:9

>ANH
>ESB
>ROTJ
>ROTS
>Rogue One
>TPM
>AOTC
>Solo
>TROS
>TFA
>TLJ

V, IV, III, I
Rest are not worth discussing

4>5>6>3>1>2 >>>>>>>>>> shit garbage I will never watch again

new hope>empire>revenge>last jedi>return>phantom>clones>force awakens>rise of skywalker

this