How is this even physically possible?
How is this even physically possible?
Anthony Wright
Austin King
no sex, forever, just consuming, forever
Anthony Stewart
Speedwatching
Daniel Rogers
He has kids, which makes it even more baffling
Ayden Rivera
shes probably a hambeast who just uses him for betabucks
Josiah Howard
William Thomas
my high school media teacher claimed he watched 4 movies a day during university
Daniel Reed
/ourguy/
Luke Gutierrez
so he "watches" movies while scrolling his phone and browsing
Gabriel Ortiz
i watched like 700 last year, two movies most days, i am a neet
Jack Wright
x2 chads where we at
Grayson Mitchell
I crammed 4 seasons of Voyager this weekend, your teacher is a hack
Joshua Carter
Yes, basically putting on something in the background while looking for more movies to put on in the background while looking for more movis to put on in the background.
Adrian Hill
>x2
What?
Andrew Allen
>still in 2x
It's the future now gramps, get on with the 4x program. Get Schway or get Shocked.
Liam Bell
He probably also puts the silents at 2x speed
Chase Taylor
I think it's just people who say they watch shit they actually don't
Evan Smith
He leaves reviews
Christopher Smith
This. It's like when people were really into scrobbling on last.fm to show off shit they never listen to.
John Rivera
>read wikipedia articles that are longer than the scripts written by autists
>write summary
R E V I E W E D
Camden Gonzalez
>watching movies with snacks
confirmed NPC
Julian Scott
>forcing yourself to watch movies in the background while browsing for more movies to watch in the background.
Why even do this? Why bother forcing yourself to watch 10 movies you don't like in the background when you can watch 1 movie you like and pay full attention to it? Where is the joy in turning watching movies into a job?
Asher White
>put film on
>don't watch it and look at your phone or play games
>films ends
>"yeah i saw that, i'll add to my letterboxd!"
Adam Carter
Based retarded NPC on his phone and playing games while watching movies
Daniel Gonzalez
What a freak. I'd have more respect if he just lied about what he watched.
Cooper Harris
Yeah but they're not his
Easton Gutierrez
>autist watches film
>pens a two-sentence review
Not a very far-fetched scenario
Justin Ross
Does he thing he can grind watching movies like a videogame?
Matthew Sullivan
Is Norway such a NEET-friendly country that you can just lay on your ass all day and watch Lav Diaz films?