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Kissless edition

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Ds9 sucks

Both these Trekkies owe me 10 kisses each while Im in full Darth Maul make up.

>Split pea soup, my father's recipe! I had it programmed into the replicator!
Why was Riker always eating and raping, eating and raping?

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what else is there to do when you're the XO of the flagship and you're not currently in a combat situation

>When the captain starts raping faster than Eminem

LOL

>The Adventures of Captain Proton!
How come Starfleet crew members only reenact kitchy Americana entertainment? How come Tom Paris and Harry Kim never reenect an episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders? Or S S Rajamouli's RRR starring Jr NTR and Ram Charan?

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because Tom Paris was a weeb for 20th century America

Yes but that's just one example. It's consistent all across the federation, among different crews and backgrounds. We know America wasn't the only culture to enter into the Federation, by far. So why are Telugu-language works completely ignored, when at the start of the 21s century they became financial and cultural powerhouses, rapidly dwarfing the stagnating Hollywood industry?

Lower Decks is here for you
It's your favorite Star Trek crew
They're so quirky, cool and fun
It's the best cartoon in town
Trek's no longer just for nerds
Join Paramount+ with your friends
We have Mariner, Boimler too
Tendi is trans and so will be you

We will breach final frontier
By accepting folks who's queer
Strong black female is our lead
Dabbing on white boys indeed
Kurtzman's vision guides us now
Be inclusive and have fun
We're best Star Trek, through and through
Tendi is trans and so will be you

NuTrek shows are here to stay
Support all who's black or gay
Eat your bugs and drink your söy
Be a good, obedient goy
Buy subscription and consume
Don't use words "tranny" or "troon"
CBS tells you what to do
Tendi is trans...

Tendi is trans...

Tendi is trans...

Tendi is trans and so will be you!

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every language but English is obsolete in 2380

>HURR WE CAN'T SHUT DOWN THE HOLODECK THE CONTROLS ARE OFFLINE
just pull the plug you dumb niggers

I've noticed this kind of thing occasionally in Trek, where their technology is so advanced that it creates a problem that would be solved with simpler, lower tech methods. Like the episode where Dax went with some Klingons to murder the other Klingon for revenge, and they used magic space beams to disable all the phasers so they could fight with batleths instead. The obvious thing to do in that situation is tell the computer to replicate a few M60s and M16s with some ammo.

You can't do that either, holodecks have their own magic power sources that never seem to go down

Rape is commonplace in the US Navy that star trek is based on.

Hi, which star trek shows should I watch and which are best avoided?
Thanks!

Watch TNG and DS9. After you're done come back and we'll discuss.

If you're younger than 30, start with SNW and LD. The old shows are a little dated.

do NOT listen to .
Start with TNG, use the guide on which episodes you can skip if you want to
everything after 2009 isn't as good

If he wants to listen to me, he can. You don't get to gatekeep that.

Only watch the JJ Abrams movies. Everything else is trash.

Is there a strong religious focus on DS9?

Filtering out stupidity is not gatekeeping.
About 09, is not exactly right. Star Trek Beyond was the last good Star Trek.

It's an element of the Bajoran culture but the Bajorans are shown to be inconsistent wheedly morons who constantly need their asses wiped for them by the Federation.

>gatekeeping!
>erasure!
>gaslighting!
Why do nutrek kiddos always whine like a sniveling plebbitor

you answered your own question there