The Simp Next Door

The Simp Next Door

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I'd simp for her too

top 10 most jewish movies ever made next to Eurotrip (the kike fucking the german girl in the church confession booth) and Schindler's List

This was considered a dime piece in 2004.

>that lack of ass

bitch would have never made it past casting couch in the porn industry

fucking sara jay mogs her.

Degenerate movie but she was hot back then and they had real porn actresses.

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How do movies like this become instant classics?

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Talk as much shit as you want but classic Paul Dano kino.

elisha in her prime is legitimately one of the hottest girls in history you fucking turbovirgin

I hate "forgive your girlfriend for being a whore because DEEP DOWN SHE WOVES U" movies so much bros

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You are correct, sir!

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Imagine if she shat in your mouth.

>Dating a woman that has taken a dozen of dicks is.....le good!

What else is there? Honestly?

>when you get it mixed up with the Jack Ketchum movie

classic actors, of course

But that's all modern white roasties.

That's why you get a cute teen gf.

Predictive programming into accepting tinder-era promiscuity

This was the first movie I saw Timothy Olyphant in. Crazy how different he later became

god even today i wish i had olyphant's hair so bad

I think it’s different with dating a reformed pornstar. The guys that recognize her and call you a cuck are guys that jerk off to so much porn they remember pornstar’s names and most likely they don’t have girlfriends, meanwhile you get to fuck the girl they jerk off to. Yes you’re dating a girl that’s been DP’d by niggers and has done ass to mouth, but I jerk off to those videos while sitting on the toilet after pooping so we’re even.