Snowjob bros, we’re coming home
Snowjob bros, we’re coming home
Andrew Gomez
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Christopher Johnson
I am obsezzed wiz za elvis pwesley chwismaz spezial.... or sumziiing.
Dylan Allen
I'm honestly surprised the Colonel wasn't a kike
Liam Nelson
Sumbody get my boy ze change of tighty whities. He appeaz to hev zoiled himself vit schit
Lucas King
>dutch
>not a kike
Jacob James
Cool it vit ze anti-zemetic remarks zhere padner.....
Cameron Jones
Post snowjobs you’ve pulled off
>Be me, freakish Dutch Jew carny pervert with a snowman obsession
>Rape and hypnotize hot new pop act until he’s MK ULTRA mindbroken and does whatever I say
>Work his boipussy until he’s ground into dust keeping him alive with injections of amphetamines
>All in a days work, cut his family out of his will after he OD’s and go back to managing my snowman fan club
Nathaniel Taylor
SNOW PLOW DID NOT BRAINWASH AND R*PE ELVIS!!
Elvis just happened to.... you know... deepthroat his mic every time Parker yelled "Crawfish Colonel" from the front row of the crowd
Christian Cooper
>NAFFING DOSE MUCKRAKERS SAID IN DAIR PAPERS WAS TRUE
>Elvis n I... wi was platonic, you zi
Kevin Davis
Good one
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Major Tom
Grayson Gutierrez
mutts having jews on the brain 24/7 never stops being hilarious
Liam Hernandez
he's not jewish
Jace Scott
>But in zat moment....I watched zat skinny boi trahnsform into a popper-fuelled dutch-pizz-guzzling negro-rhythm-n-blues bweedable boy-clunge
>and i knew...... he voz my destiny
Angel Walker
And the Academy Award goes to…
Jayden Morgan
Of course not. He's a COLONEL for christ's sake!
Jonathan Ward
Honestly I could 100% see Hanks as getting both a razzie and an oscar nom for this
Nathaniel Moore
>mfw he’s White
Jeremiah Ortiz
well they control banking thus everything, so
Daniel Anderson
>when he doesn’t sing Here Comes Sandy Claus
Adam Smith
get a real job parasite
Kevin Sanchez
The Dutch was a small nation but rich as fuck thanks to trade. As usual white men do everything better. We're better jews, better niggas and better women.
Adrian Watson
He deserves a lifetime achievement award for this movie
Asher Watson
John Davis
unironically ruined the movie holy fuck what a cartoonish performance, Elvis must have been dumb as fuck in real life if he ever trusted someone who was such an over the top slime ball