Worth watching?
Worth watching?
Brandon Walker
Joseph Perry
Watch the Angel fighting scene on YouTube and ignore the rest.
Lincoln Howard
Yes but second half is boring.
Tyler Campbell
As a whole, no
Anthony White
Yes Russell Crowe makes for a good batshit Noah and Ray Winstone makes for a good villain
>Dat feel when the one son gets cucked so hard by everyone that in the end he goes fuck everyone and everything and leaves to live by himself
Angel Gomez
Yeah it's based kino.
Asher Collins
ah no
Julian Green
>bible movie made by an atheist
PASS
Levi Bennett
it's kino
Camden Butler
jennifer connelly and emma watson? lol you just KNEW it was gonna flop just from them being cast
Lucas Morales
they should have cast people with water themed names john waters, rainn wilson and dame judy drench so the poster would be better
Jacob Hernandez
>smug atheist fuck makes a film based on the bible
this movie is unironically blasphemy
Luis Phillips
I thought it was superb. The implication that the Fallen Angels weren't abandoned, but rather left on the Earth as part of God's all-according-to-keikaku to defend the ark's launch was kino
Carter Rogers
What about Gareth Bale's Moses? It must be good, Bale always chooses good roles.
Sebastian Davis
I thought it was weird and uneven but interesting
The story of Genesis bit is unequivocally fucking kino
Michael Peterson
this, fuck that hack
Juan Bell
Noah? Uhhh, no
Noah Roberts
why does hollywood even bother making films based off the bible? don't they hate it?
Christopher Jenkins
The extra stuff they added was pretty cool but the stuff adapted from the book sucked ass.
Christopher Ward
In the book he rapes noah in the ass and then gets kicked out
Cooper Reed
>jew movie made by a jew
ACCEPT