I fucked Ted and I gave him our money

I fucked Ted and I gave him our money.

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walt fucked his chemo nurse first so what does it matter

Fuck yes, do it again!
t. Any Forums's biological fathers in the same situation

Walt deserved it.

I-it's not furry dad it's H-HMOFA! H-Human male on female anthro which is c-completely different!

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I know Walt was very low ambition and wore glasses, but is this the best he could do? Even in the flashbacks she looks like an ugly, prehistoric bird.

the most unrealistic part of breaking bad is that walt was a drug lord with lots of money and power and he didn't have a hundred bitches all over him at any given moment

I imagine a scientist at Los Alamos could get pretty good looking girls but Walt was real boring

But did Ted?

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Haven't watched the show since the original airing but isn't Skyler like 15 years younger than him or something? Sounds to me like Walt had so little game that his only change at getting laid was to groom young women

Whatever happened to her random eBay plotline in season 1?

That plot was just to show they were poor

What was the point of that. Walt never wanted bitches. Wouldn't change especially with weeks left to live.

I think she looked ok

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>Walt had so little game he only fucked the most valuable pussy, young pussy
?

>Walt never wanted bitches
He briefly did but was too hilariously incompetent to get them. Remember when he made a move on his boss and got fired

Marrying uggos is a good thing

>ruins the life of his drug lord husband and gets away with it
based. fuck junkies and their providers

Guys with game fuck experienced girls a couple older than them

Lol. No.

Don't get me wrong there's nothing wrong with dunkin the donut in prime pussy as much as you can, but if you're trying to start a family like Walt did you'll want someone who's roughly at the same point in life as you are, otherwise you end up with a bitch who cheats on you and has no qualms about smoking during her second pregnancy even though your first child came out fucked.

This is why Brad Pitt married Cloris Leachman instead of Angelina Jolie.

I ATE TED

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>tried to extort skyler for more gibsmedats
captcha: 8JKTY

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>the best he could do
no, but she baby trapped him.

Basically implied yes