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Ian Gray
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Bentley Phillips
So he's the son of a chimp and a human mother? How the hell does that even work
Ryder Jackson
It's real
>“S*xual relationships between humans and chimpanzees are fairly common in the region but this is the first time a pregnancy is officially reported, ”Dr. António Mendes of the Hospital Municipal do Luena doubted.
>Angola President João Lourenço has already nicknamed the boy the “Angolan Miracle Child” as well as praising the young man as a “National treasure”, “a sign from God” and a “testament to the majesty and greatness of the Republic of Angola.”
>As for the child’s mother, Anita Dembo, allegedly entertained an affair with a chimpanzee that endured for many years during her employment at the Parc national de Cameia where she has worked as a conservation officer since 1998.
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Luis Ortiz
its not possible, just memes and tabloids
Owen Gutierrez
no, it's bullshit, he's just a giga groid, if he was "part chimp" he'd have hair all over his body, massive eyes and jaw, smaller ears etc etc
Jason Campbell
It's still a little concerning that sex between humans and chimps are reportedly 'fairly common' in the region
Colton Anderson
>experts
>dispute
brown people chimpoids seething lmao
Carter Gray
why would the angolan president say this
Hudson Baker
Why not
Easton Gutierrez
what's concerning about that? people fuck anything with a hole hole everywhere and have been for thousands of years
Carter Gonzalez
who cares what nigs do on their reservation
Benjamin Sullivan
>what's concerning about that?
It's unethical and it's also a matter of rare diseases being transmitted between humans and animals. Humans are not supposed to be having sex with chimpanzees.
Chase Wilson
Because he’s a chimp
Nolan Phillips
>mfw
Oliver Harris
The president is a quarter chimp himself
Camden Powell
he wants to return to monke
Daniel Butler
do you think he knows his father
Grayson Robinson
>“testament to the majesty and greatness of the Republic of Angola.”
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Elijah Sanchez
That explains the fake hair and bad tab
Ryan Walker
>an alleged product of bestiality
>“National treasure”, “a sign from God” and a “testament to the majesty and greatness of the Republic of Angola
Connor Butler
So much better off than under colonial rule huh?
Sebastian Roberts
Racists see a nigger chimp but I see a future elf, hobbit or numenorian
Daniel Hill
>african kid born with weird nose
>HE'S A MAN-MONKEY HYBRID, A SIGN FROM GOD(?)
lol
Michael James
Amazon be like
>yeah finna cast this lil nigga as Glorfindel
Colton Young
>ignoring his mother admitting to fucking chimps regularly at her job
lol
Caleb Thomas
Karl, it didn't happen mate!
Jace Morales
yeah she was totally impregnated by a monkey lmao
Isaac Davis
amazon has already started releasing damage control articles saying people who don't watch lawd of da rangz are evil racists
Jace Wilson
Nah, if anything the Portuguese were both darker and keener on the local fauna.
Hunter Harris
>Humans are not supposed to be having sex with chimpanzees.
says fucking who?
Joseph Barnes
cope if you want lol
i mean, he does look like a typical nigger too
Bentley Smith
>How the hell does that even work
It can't, since chimps have 48 chromosomes, but humans only 46. You need a matching number of chromosomes to even have a chance at working hybrids.
Jacob Baker
Your mom after using the services of a d og kennel.
Mason Sanchez
Common sense, really. That's a great way to introduce really dangerous and potentially population-wiping diseases to both humans and chimpanzees.