Cast him.
Cast him
Henry Mitchell
Alexander Foster
Me
Jaxon Myers
Literally who
Hudson Hernandez
Rocco Siffredi
Noah Rodriguez
Sebastian Ramirez
>never has to work again
>cab just attend fancy gathers and enjoy luxury vacations for the rest of his life
He made it
Jack Cooper
Mark zuckeberg
Brody Davis
He got fired from google. He's unemployed
Jaxon Parker
Damn is that young Steve Jobs?
Chase Green
kino
Camden Peterson
Remember when everyone thought he was arrested in the middle of nowhere in Utah earlier this year?
Bentley Sullivan
No?
Dylan Richardson
Is he the only one that made it from this shithole?
Julian Cooper
Unironically Elliot Page
Luke Walker
He's the founder of 9gag
Nathaniel Fisher
He’s an English teacher. I work in Japan and saw him on a train one day with a “peppy kid’s English club” lanyard around his neck.
Jacob Gonzalez
Too manly for moot.
Jordan Ward
Reminder that he went to Japan and somehow ended up with a Chinese gf. He can't do anything right.
Daniel Harris
If you didn't leave within a year of when he did, or you started posting after he left, you are unironically never going to make it.
Cooper Hughes
Caucasian hiroyuki
Adrian Smith
Luggage Lad
Julian King
Unironically has to be him.
Who would be Hiroshima?
Josiah Fisher
This or Michael Cera, depending on how he is going to be depicted. If he's to be a total Chad, then Adam Sandberg.
Easton Nguyen
Taylor Swift made it. Maybe Boxxy? Dunno, most people remain Anons so you can never tell.
Jayden Reed
Damn, how does it feel to be surrounded by chinks?
Lincoln Green
>JET
good to know that even in death he spends his days getting fingers shoved up his ass
Justin Diaz
>made it
>ragequits the site after everyone here founds out he's an actual cuck
>sells this shithole for pennies
>canv.as or whatever was an absolute failure
>google hires him because they think he's the one who comes up with the memes
>they realize he's worthless but can't fire him because too much money so they sit on his contract and he becomes the office's coffee bitch
David Phillips
kek
Zachary Barnes
jesus fucking christ, normalfags. The answer has been sigourney weaver, for ages now.
Charles Davis
Define "made it".
>wife
>kids
>nice house
>great job
>large group of family and friends who I love and support and vice-versa
>still post on here and hate myself
Joseph Martinez
Idris Elba
Connor Russell
When I was a student here it was awesome. My dick was hard 24/7 and I lived a carefree existence of getting drunk every day and fucking qts.
Now I fell for the marriage meme and the job meme and it’s a drag. Covid turned it around though, went from working 12 hour days in the wage office cuck job to “working” from home.
Come to Japan as a student or a tourist, don’t work here.
Jose Torres
stop reddit spacing dude.
Liam Lopez
>le Reddit spacing XD
Kys and fuck off back to Gaia nigger