>Greetings, my name is Deceptico Liarmouth, son of Judas the Untrustworthy. I am here to apply for the position of trusted Chief Advisor to the king. Experience in this field of work? Yes I was previously employed as Henchman to Saruman The White. That's right the treacherous wizard who recently aligned himself with the Dark Lord Sauron. Please find enclosed a copy of my Curriculum Vitae. Thank you for your consideration and I look forward to hearing from you.
Greetings, my name is Deceptico Liarmouth, son of Judas the Untrustworthy...
Liam Cooper
Camden Miller
To be fair, Wormtongue is not what he called himself, it's what other people called him. And Grima is an actual Germanic name.
Luke Jones
>Hey that well known local conman that everyone calls "wormtongue" just applied to work at our castle
>Oh come now Naiveomer, never judge a book by its cover! Let's schedule his interview immediately!
Kevin Brown
I have a bad feeling about this guy.
Cooper Hill
I've had enough of your attitude skepticus, can you say one positive thing?
Chase Rogers
That's very racist of you Éoman the Very-Good-Judger-Of-People. We've had enough out of you! I say we give this guy a chance!
Cameron Butler
it would be believable if he was like a strong charismatic guy who you would understand if he was able to gain support and wield power under a sick and aging king, that's happened tons of times
but wormtongue is acknowledged and know as a slimly little creep
Eli Hall
Blessed thread.
Xavier Collins
I giggled
Isaac Wilson
When did he enter the kingdom?
Luis Perry
>You know Sauronman?
Jeremiah Kelly
>Sauron
>Henchman is Sauronman
>Evil orc boss
>Lives in Orctanc
>Smeagol
>Best friend is Deagol
>Gandalf the Grey
>He has grey clothes
>Gandalf the White
>He has white clothes
>Guy who tells lies
>Name is literally Wormtongue
>Big scary mountain
>Is named Mount Doom
>Mordor
>Murder
>King Elf
>Called Elfrond
>Hobbits live in a town
>Hobbitown
>Elephant creatures
>Eliphonts
Aiden Baker
>Aragorn, son of Arathorn
Charles Gutierrez
Don't forget Treebeard.
Jeremiah Morris
I mean, lets be fair.
This was something he wrote for his kid. Story isnt supposed to be extremely complicated.
Tolkien, however, was Tolkien, and he decided to go hogwild on worldbuilding like a madman DM after his weekly KFC.
Dominic Reyes
I dont beleive anything you say Liarman.
Jayden Carter
He wrote the hobbit for his kid, not lotr
Leo Diaz
>There are 2 dudes named Gandalf
>only difference is their clothes
bravo, Hackson
Nicholas Campbell
Life imitates art.
Christian Hill
Zachary Watson
>Gandalf the Gay
>He's actually straight
>Gandalf the White
>He's actually black
Juan Turner
>>Smeagol
>>Best friend is Deagol
To be fair, I've known plenty of Caras and Laras that were chummy with Saras and Claras
Ricks and Nicks
Chad and Brads
Now half of the kids names end in Aiden, there are Braidens and Graydens and Haydens, Jaidens, I think I heard a mother calling Slayden once.
Christopher Hernandez
Bearing in mind how it goes, chances are he wrote both for him.
Silmarilion is just him deciding to make his own Kalevala with blackjack and hookers.
This isnt a criticism of the man, but lets be fair, he really liked his good guys perfect and his bad guys absolutely awful.
He had more range, of course, and I wonder what would have happened if he had tried to do more "Turin Turambar" and less hobbitry.
Nolan Lee
Yeah, I live in England and I know plenty of Mohammed's that are friends with each other.
Evan Lopez
>Radagast the Brown
Haha, my nigga Radagast always soiling himself.
Colton Scott
Gold threed user