>How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this subway footlong™ disappear
How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this subway footlong™ disappear
Elijah Cooper
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Andrew Adams
Do people really not save the other half for later?
Josiah Davis
Do people really eat Subway?
Adam Jones
lmfao stomachlet ngmi
Brayden Butler
>he doesn't buy two
Ethan Adams
Ask me how I know you're a faggot.
>He doesn't buy the sweet onion chicken teriyaki
Never gonna make it.
Jaxson Robinson
it almost certainly tastes better at any of the dozen local sub shops within walking distance
Benjamin Harris
>let’s wind the microwave back, a year go these doctors and nutritionists wouldn’t dare cross any of you. I mean what happened, did your arteries clog up?
Aaron Brooks
>eating an entire foot of a sandwich
do you have a steel reinforced toilet? jfc
Eli Wood
kekt
Noah Long
>Will that be a 6 inch or a foot long?
Baby mine's bigger
Isaac Reyes
Impossible. What kind of sick madman can eat an entire Subway footlong?
Xavier Thomas
>It's simple. We eat the Batman.
Isaiah Sanchez
Liam White
I legitimately haven't had a sandwich from there in like five years. I've had the cookies in that time but can't remember the last time I had them.
Ian Fisher
I loved the Onion videos, especially Clifford Bane ones. Shame they stopped making them.
Nolan Collins
subway barely qualifies as food, let alone sustenance
Liam Gomez
lol
Andrew Collins
>I know why you have your little hotdog eating contests in broad daylight, the Any Forumsman, see Any Forumsman has shown the boards your true BMI, /fph/ is just the beginning and as for the body positive's plan, Any Forumsman has no jurasdiction, he'll find him and shame him, I know the shamed when I see him and *points*
>what's your proposal
>it's simple we uh EAT the Any Forumsman
>If it's so simple why haven't you done it yourself
>If you're good at something never do it for free
>what do you want
>Half of your meals
>*groups laughter and snorting*
>you're crazy
>*deep laboured breath* no, no i'm not, if we don't deal with this now, soon, little plus size model here won't have mountain do to give to her childeren
>ENOUGH WITH THE FATPHOBIA *scarfs a twinkie*
>ah ah ah let's not DIEt here tonight *revealing salad in rolls*
Ryan Robinson
Do you look at your poop before you flush it?
Cameron Campbell
Yeah.
Isaac Sanders
>You let 5 people starve.
>Then...you let Harvey Dent take your plate.
Connor Phillips
SubWay is healthy for you retard.