>"Yea well I'm an anti-lazer force field! Your Lazer bounces off! NUH UH it didn't work!"
Alright that scene was crap. Let's play The Oldest Game Any Forums edition.
"Yea well I'm an anti-lazer force field! Your Lazer bounces off! NUH UH it didn't work!"
Oliver Diaz
Liam Russell
shut up, jesus christ.
Andrew Turner
I am rubber you are glue gg
Blake Smith
I'm a deaf Jew so your "shut up, jesus christ" doesn't land
Justin Gomez
I'm a stuttering Nazi, so I gas you without remorse
Daniel Miller
I'm Russia, so you invade me under false confidence
Chase Hill
you are russia, so nobody needs to do anything and you'll collapse and die on your own
Kayden Evans
I'm the UN and have Ukraine join me to make you look bad
Brody Williams
I'm gay, so I undermine your orthodox stylings
Carter Sanders
>Although not strictly Biblical, it is generally excepted within the annals of Christian lore that Lucifer was the most beautiful angel in all of Heaven, which contributed to his pride. Who should we cast?
>I GOT IT! Let's literally, factually, and without a hint of irony, get motherfucking Brienne of Tarth
Adam Lewis
I'm monkeypox and bring back AIDS era misinformation. Also sores and shit
Dominic Lee
I'm the ruble, gaining value without measure
Dylan Fisher
Netflix didn't get the memo
Camden Powell
This was the worst casting decision. At least cast a good actress or a good tomboy. She was the worst thing about the whole show (besides Black Death).
Isaiah Johnson
why would they cast the sidekick and not him, i remember thinking of morningstar during the second season of thrones
John Wright
I Uh... I've got nothing. I kneel
Dominic Rodriguez
Only good casting was for the Corinthian and desire
Rest of this show is a disgrace.
Lucas Smith
At one point they were kicking around the idea of bringing back the Lucifer from the tv show. I hated that casting decision, but it's leaps and bounds better than this one. I also don't mind what they did with Tilda Swinton as Gabriel in the Constantine movie, as well as Satan in Passion of the Christ. I'm fine with angels being androgynous, in fact that makes sense scripturally. Angels are referred to using masculine pronouns in Aramaic and Hebrew because, from what I understand, those languages don't really have a mechanic for non-gendered pronouns (for example, I don't think you can use "they", it always has to be a gendered equivalent), but the Bible is clear that spirit beings are neither male nor female and they don't get married. Making angels androgynous makes sense, and I'm sure that's what they were going for here, but it doesn't work.
Julian Anderson
so close damnit fuck this gay world
Jonathan Hill
Yeah these were spot on. They didn't need to push the black angle because the comic has plenty of pozzed shit already. They could have played it straight and built a fanbase like Netflix used to do with S1 of their properties. I shan't be watching any further.
Ethan Watson
They tried the "androgynous angel" thing from Constantine, but in typical Netflix fashion, fucked up with the cheap knockoff version.
Netflix is the
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>*thing* at home:
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