I fold

I fold
>*women gasping and swooning*

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>this is blackjack sir

>checks

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>put down a pair of 2s
"Checkmate."

I suggest you hit, sir

Sir please place your chips down, we're about to spin the wheel

WHY CAN'T A BLACK MAN GET HUNDRED DOLLAR CHIPS? I DON'T WANT NO 50 DOLLAR CHIPS!

sir this is bingo

I am not white enough to understand how to play Poker my brain literally doesn't work also I have trouble driving manual cars my brain just shuts down or I can only focus on changing gears or the road not both at the same time i am irish if that matters

*mimics crying baby*

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I also like to live dangerously

WEHHHHHH WEHHHHHH

Alotta Fagina

What's wrong with checking here? If he were to raise on the turn, wouldn't others think it was the turn that prompted him to raise instead of the flop?

Poker is so fucking boring. There are few things I’d rather do less than sit at a table looking at cards for hours.

Nothing. But he still played the hand horribly overall.

none of these means anything this is gibberish

Who gives a shit it is fucking POKER. Stop posting poker shit on Any Forums you fucking idiots.

Poker is fun as heck

I GOT SPURS THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE

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Poker is fun, like playing it in red dead but I have no idea what I'm doing