When will we finally get a GOOD movie/show about him?

When will we finally get a GOOD movie/show about him?

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Bollywood

starring Idris Elba

Fart smella

*ahem*

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Starring Queen Latifah

Never because it will focus on him being a big homo queer with that queer fag voice plus globhomo propaganda.

That’s about as difficult as making a Napoleon movie and doing the adapted story justice while having the pacing be good and the plot engaging. It’s practically impossible, it’ll require a brilliant screenwriter and we don’t even have decent ones left

Imagine being a kid people instantly recognize on a shitty mosaic thousands of years after you're dead.

Anyone who doesn't like this got filtered hard.

>good movie about a strong, smart, heterosexual white man

not for at least ten years.

Who was that painted on his chest?

>Alexander the Great
>white

>smart
>heterosexual
>white
>using amerishart madeup words like "white race" for historical figures

>Alexander the Great of Macedonia not white
>nothing is white except 100% pure anglo saxon aryan genes from Cambridge

>anglos
>white

especially retarded today or the usual?

>young white man beating al kinds of POC
even if he was gay that'll never happen.

I already know the story of Alex. Have about someone lesser known gets a chance?

>white
>POC

being a bronze age chad is already illegal current day, they will never make a movie about him, too problematic.

The entire purpose of Alexander's existence was to Hellenize Yehud, to set the stage among the Jews to understand the teachings of Jesus.

Alexander was in the Iron Age you fucking mong

bronze age aryan in spirit, you wouldn't get it

>ancient gayreeks
>straight

stupid nigger

>race is real
kys amerishartian

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By th' blood o' th' martyrs, an' th' flame-haired colleens o' Ballycorcaran, an' th' rolling hills o' our sacred Ei-Makedon, yer away wit' th' fairies, Craterus!

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>implying
you can only be a self-hating American leftist or a 3rd worlder communist.

>brown people move in after an empire falls
>pretend they were always there

I'd prefer a good show about what happened after he died. The Diadochi Wars were the closest we've ever gotten to irl Game of Thrones.

>>implying
sorry shart n mart, your fantasies of "race" which was a desperate attempt at being European without being English is a joke.

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