This ‘za looks so good

This ‘za looks so good

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What the FUCK was Gordon’s problem?

same problem you have, a balding premature ejaculator

Uhhh why would you say that to me user what did I do

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I'm glad people are starting to see this hack for who he really is. Ramsay and one of his restaurants almost ruined my birthday party...

>decide to organise a last minute party with all my friends and a girl I liked at the time
>someone suggests we go to one of Ramsay's restaurants
>bit expensive but we'll split the bill so whatever
>phone up and ask if they have a table for 4 foodies
>she says they do
>tell her it's my birthday so I will want free birthday cake if they provide it
>she says ok but sounds like she didn't understand, so I repeat myself
>says she heard the first time (yeah right)
>when we get there I remind the waiter it's my birthday

>food arrived on time but was very average and overpriced
>call over the waiter and ask if I can have my free slice of birthday cake now
>she says it isn't free so I had to ask my friends to buy it for me
>it was just chocolate cake and not even proper birthday cake with a candle

His food might be acceptable to the average bistro-goer but if you're a foodie or it's a special occasion, stay away

The thousand injuries of Ramsey I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.

Ramsey smirked as he entered my freezer, his eyes alight as he prepared to languish me with callous impudence. He opened his mouth to spew more of his vile remarks. "This walk-in cooler is DISGUSTING. It's a pigsty in here! That's what you are, you aren't a chef, you are a FAT PIG in a PIGSTY!"

I smirked, a devilish grin crossing my face. I continued, as was my wont, to smile in his face, and he did not perceive that my smile now was at the thought of his immolation. "Whatever you say Gordy-"

I had waited until Gordon was deep inside the freezer before I slammed it with a thunderous close, clicking the external lock into place.

Ramsey snapped around at my comment, still unaware of his fate, his face purple with rage and perceived insult. Through muffled rage he screamed out. "Gordy? YOU THINK YOU CAN CALL ME GORDY? HOW DARE YOU- OPEN THIS BLASTED DOOR DAMMIT!"

Gordon banged against the door continuously, not realizing the futility of his efforts. He suddenly stopped after a good few minutes, falling silent until speaking again.

"Ha! ha! ha! --he! he! he! --a very good joke, indeed --an excellent jest. We will have many a rich laugh about it after you let me out of here-"

I said nothing, but continued up the stairs, turning out the lights.

Gordon shrieked, his suppressed cries wailing out into the darkness as he continued his incessant banging yet again. "Turn the lights back on! Please let me out! For the love of God, please let me out!"

I turned my head back, calling out one last time before I headed out the basement forever. "Yes," I said, "for the love of God indeed Gordy! In pace requiescat!"

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>holds a slice of pizza vertically
>oh dear the toppings are sliding off as gravity takes effect... a shame

he thinks every restaurant should be artisanal which isn't inherently a bad philosophy, but fails to see most restaurant owners are unbelievably stupid and incapable of any of the things required to run a good restaurant, either good food or good business sense

Some toppings falling off isn't a big deal but have you ever had a pizza where all the cheese slides off or one bite pulls it all off? It sucks ass.

No because I eat pizza with a fork.