TARGARYEN SHITS

TARGARYEN SHITS

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Maario Naharis

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Will we have HoD general once it starts? I miss /got/ shitposting

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>AAGGHHHHHHH
you know who I'm talking about post the picture for me I'm lazy

>you remember your first?
>of course your grace
>who was it?
>a tyroshi. never learned the name
>how did you do it?
>lance through the heart
>quick one. lucky for you. mine was some tarly boy at the battle of summerhall. my horse took an arrow, so i was on foot slogging through the mud. he came running at me, this dumb high born lad, thinking he could end the rebellion with a single swing of his sword. i knocked him down with the hammer, gods i was strong then...caved in his breastplate, probably shattered every rib he had. stood over him, hammer in the air. right before i brought it down he shouted "wait! wait!". eheheh....they never tell you how they all shit themselves, they don't put that part in the songs. stupid boy...now the tarlies bend the knee like everyone else. he could've lingered on the edge of battle with the smart boys, and today hhis wife would be making him miserable, his sons would be ingrates, and he'd be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl! WINE!

More boar your grace?

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I just watched the last season on cable again and it wasn't completely terrible. sure everything Bran did and said was raw cringe and they really condensed Khalesi's 360 degree turn on war crimes but seeing Jon banished back to play with the Wildlings was pure kino desu. season felt rushed, sure, but I reckon all that was missing was a couple middle episodes and Hotwheels Bran the Crippledick could've lived out his autistic days conversing with birds and trees and shit. Gendry should've had more time in other seasons and been made king of Westeros and married Arya

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>LANCEL YOU STUPID FUCK, EVEN MORE STUPID THAN YOUR MIDWIT FUCKING NAME, I SAID WINE!

KINGSLAYER GET IN HERE. WE'RE TELLING BOAR STORIES.

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More wives, your grace?

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>filename
Imposter.

I enjoyed this post. Thanks for posting user.

Think he ever watched Jaime and Cersei get it on while some bar wench smoked his hog?

CAREFUL user, CAREFUL NOW. YOU MAY BE BASED BUT YOU'RE SPEAKING TO THE BOOOOOAAAR!

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The Baratheons seem genuinely more interesting than most houses

also, imagine marrying a Baratheon princess

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>house was founded by aegon's half brother
>several targaryens have been married into bartheon family, latest being robert's grandmother
TARG SHITS, DRAGONSPAWN

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Faegon will marry Shireen which will complete the system of Targaryen Idealism.

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Why are you posting Aegon I?

i think you wanted this

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Because all the Faegon art is shit.

Nice.

Sorry, I don't think Shireen survives her trip in north

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It's ok, fAegon doesn't survive his trip in south