LMAO @ WOKE BROTHERS

They saw Michael Keaton's Batman and thought "Hey, that's one beloved childhood memory we haven't dug up and corpsefucked yet. "C'mon, let's bring him out of retirement just long enough for him to meet this young, Don'tNeedNoMan #MeToo SLAY QUEEN PoC Batgirl and tell her she is his true heir and legacy and she's better than he ever was and her name is Batgirl Skywalker beforego back in time and shoot him in the fucking head and pummel his white cis male corpse with a golf club #NoFate #GirlPower!"

They invested time, money, and years of their lives into this movie, and it was all for literally nothing.

GOOD.

The 80's Michael Keaton Batman remains unspoiled; zero desecration. I will celebrate that.

And I will celebrate all their hard working going straight into the trash. Let me light the match.

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theyre literally pulling a pseudo morbius, everyone will complain about how it was finished and unreleased, they'll release it, itll do okay

>and it was all for literally nothing.
Everyone got paid.

>pummel his white cis male corpse with a golf club
why not the trans bat?

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>The 80's Michael Keaton Batman remains unspoiled; zero desecration

Wrong. We've had a meta art-capeshit film with Michael Keaton that dabs all over it.

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Please dont be real

>top tailor made to fit an actual woman happens to be a perfect fit for a transwoman
>transwoman is drawn as basically just a woman with short hair and a slightly angled chin
Comics can only expect me to suspend my disbelief so much

No. The new CEO of WBD wants to rescue the DC brand because it (mostly everything that starts with "Bat") is their only real cash cow. There's no way he'll release a film like this anywhere.

The only place for modern Batman movies for Keaton would be Bruce Wayne in Batman Beyond if we had a competent non woke director working on it. And if we had a younger version of Emo Pattison to play Terry

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>damsel in distress
>a man comes to her rescue
Yikes. Do better, sweety.

>The 80's Michael Keaton Batman remains unspoiled
He still shows up in the Flash.

On one condition: clone plot twist never happened.

Nah, the new CEO is making a bunch of excuses to cancelled these uber woke shitty.
It's not like suddenly there won't be any more brown and lgbt people on warner productions or anything, but it's obvious they pivoting from these productions that exist just to be pure woke, with race/gender bending and every type of minority you can cross off a checklist were the villains is the #123123 version of Trump.

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>The 80's Michael Keaton Batman remains unspoiled; zero desecration

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Lol! He was replaced by Affleck for that Aquaman 2 scene.

Lmao this has to be fake

So women/girls and lgbtards even read comics or do they base their r&d and marketing on a folder of tumblr Screenshots from 2009?

This was specifically for a pride month issue, so purely a marketing stunt.

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He’s still going to be in Flashpoint alongside Spergzra Miller and Latina Supergirl.

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>face all fucked up
>mask unscratched
maybe you should make the mask cover the face

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Nobody of ANY audience reads comics anymore precisely because of shit like this.
Seriously even a top selling comic barely moves 10k copies these days, that's why the NYT literally stopped tracking them as a bestseller category.
Meanwhile even shit tier mangas move 100k easy, and are at least double the price.

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There's no way batgirl is as trash as flash's film

make fun all you want but this actress didnt deserve this

>they'll release it, itll do okay
I don't think so this time