Clerks III Leaks

Clerks III could be getting cameos for this film.
>Cameos of previous Kevin Smith’s movies
Golgothan/The Excremental (Dogma)
Gwen Turner (Mallrats)
Brodie Bruce (Jay and Silent Bob: Strikes Back)
Buddy Christ (Dogma)
Big Helium Dog
>Merch
Funko POP Clerks III: Golgothan
Funko POP Clerks III: Jay
Funko POP Clerks III: Silent Bob

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Too cringe to even watch ironically. It's a miracle Kevin had the career he had. Gen Xers are braindead.

Yea tell em steve dave

I’ll watch the randal scenes on youtube

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The sad irony is that Randal would absolutely eviscerate Kevin Smith for his gay shenaningans.

>You're telling me you wouldn't fuck a transwoman. What are you gay
Saved you a click

>Cameos of previous Kevin Smith’s movies
Fucking dropped. This isn't Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back 3. Clerks 2 kept the references to a minimum and mostly to the first film.
>Trannies are crazy these days they're up for anything, even ass to mouth!

>hey hey they’re called chicks with dicks

i dont give a shit about clerks 3. but i will say mall rats is so fucking comfy. it encapsulates the early/mid 90s so well.
where has the time gone?

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>Gen Xers are braindead.
Genx mog the fuck outta millienial and zoomers all day long.

In Clerks 2 Randall gets uncomfortably racist. I dont even like the blacks.

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his movies were pretty groundbreaking and captured the spirit of their time but he should have moved on in the 2000s, seeing him almost 30 years later try and pander to gen x shit is just sad

Kek but iirc Randal watches tranny porn called chicks with dicks in the first movie

Why did you like Mall Rats over Dogma or Clerks 2?

LOL

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Dogma: Comfy 90s bro-tier romcom, one of very few
Dogma: atheists ham fisted attempt at religious commentary, obviously blasphemous even if sincere
Clerks 2: funny comedy with soulless insincere romance made to cash in on Askewniverse

based, mallrats is his best

I couldn't even finish Jay and Silent Bob Reboot.
Like halfway through the entire film becomes about Kevin Smith's fucking daughter, but like the cuck he is he made it Jay's daughter in the movie.
Either way it became so awful I turned it off.

Wait, I meant mallrats for the first.

Chasing Amy is also good.

This
If course Randall is pro tranny, he's a pervert.

>le CAMEOS?

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Smith needs to retire, he hasn't made anything good since the 90s, jfc.

ill be honest with you, ive never seen dogma.
i enjoyed clerks 2 but its newer and kind of "post shark jumping". same with jay and silent bob strike back. clerks (the first one) was just kind of a different animal all together imo.
to me, mall rats is quintessential 90s flavor. ill have to check out dogma

I clapped when I saw it.

This.