YFW no fucking Merlot

whats your opinion on the fat waitress bitch at the end

>go on my first date at 22 years old
>decide to order a glass of wine to impress my date
>pronounce the t in merlot
>middle aged waitress looks me in the eye and says "it's merlot, sweetie. the t is silent"
Never felt so humiliated in my life. That ruined the date. Fuck wine, fuck the French, and fuck that dumb cunt waitress.

I should buy this bluray

very funny scene because irl there’s women who are fat and disgusting but do serious numbers and can score dudes like Jack because of their bubbly personality and genuine enjoyment of dirty fucking. The film captured that well.
Also having Bush on the tv when she’s fucking her husband was beautiful art.

My dick was in her ass in the living room Miles!

He's an American Treasure

haha it's a funny story

Hey man, you just don't understand his plight.

MUAHHHHH THE FRENCH

>played John Adams
>only played the king of England that one time
He does it all.

I'll be that made you feel pretty merlot.

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this fucking hurt. amazing acting

based waitress schooling your ass. she probably laughed about it with her fellow employees

My nephew's name is Miles so I always do my best Thomas Hayden Church voice when I talk to him
>come on, Milesss

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>Your friend low key embarrassed by your behaviour stops you from drinking more
Aaaaaargh, I hate that I can still remember past events so clearly.

Unironically my favorite movie

I love this fucking movie, it is the pinnacle of comfy kino

I can't drink alcohol due to a liver condition. My way to not look like a pussy on dates is I just order coffee everywhere.

so like steak and coffee?

Do you tell everyone your a new yorker or something?