Tolkien appeals to women because of it's simple childish morality based on archetypes of good vs evil and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
If you're a Tolkien fan you're either a woman or mentally a five year old
Jason Morales
Xavier Myers
The hobbit is a fun read you dunce.
Gavin Parker
What? Not enough diarrhea, rape & taxes?
Jace Barnes
Ok. Cool blog post
Dylan Anderson
why are there no react parody channels?
Austin Reyes
(You)
Andrew Turner
The number of millennial women who are reacting to the LoTR trilogy in clear fucking preparation to react to Rings of Power is honestly disturbing.
Kevin Gomez
Kek
Wyatt Ramirez
If I made a channel reacting to people reacting would anyone watch it?
Samuel Cooper
Kevin Bailey
You would only get views if it helped to promote some product.
Isaac Green
>simple childish morality based on archetypes of good vs evil
Who is Boromir?
Who is Faramir?
Who is Denethor?
Why did Numenoreans turn "evil" really?
What did the Noldor do to other elven tribes and why?
tl;dr kys simpleton imagine being filtered by tolkien
Michael James
I would user , what reaction video would you react to first?
Ryder Edwards
Where we at Popcorn bros?
Henry Bailey
>archetypes bad
They're the templates underlying all of human experience, dumbass. There is literally no escape from them. An archetype is literally guiding your actions right now.
Dominic Collins
Holy fuck these are hilarious. Why does she looks so retarded watching that scene?
Jace Price
An archetype is literally fucking your mother right now
Benjamin Jenkins
"They the heroes !!" Holy fuck kek
Lincoln Martin
They’re all parody
Joseph Morgan
>Tolkien appeals to women
*women and children. Fixed
Children includes manchildren of course
Isaiah Reyes
goofy bitches
Oliver Torres
lotr is capeshit done right
Jaxson Butler
>lotr is capeshit
Jackson Brown
yes
Adam Moore
a few years a go i made a few skits like that
it was basically me reacting to some overly hype tv episode/movie scene but on every crucial moment something would distract me or i'd check my phone and miss everything important, only to cut to the next scene where i'm confused about what's going on and just asking questions. i would also get up and go to the bathroom with whole minutes of dead air and coming back to realize i didn't pause it or chewing loudly
another one was reacting to music from different countries (that "x person reacts to music from your country") and i'd keep a straight face or just say it sounds like absolute shit instead of doing the usual fake praise. same for game soundtracks, i'd just yawn or quit it halfway through
even though those were clearly parodies meant to mock how fake reaction channels are, a bunch of retarded faggots missed the point and instead focused on me trashing their precious media, and after it made it to some subreddit and people were trying to dox me i just removed it all since i didn't want to explain a million times what the fucking joke was. maybe i made them too soon? i don't know
Chase Green
They even wear capes
Easton Rivera
i was suprised the one in the right had onlyfans. I randomly watched her braveheart reaction and it was wholesome, but shes a whore
Justin Nguyen
legolas literally wears a cape, quips, counts slayed monsters in a humorous manner and also literally unironically skateboards on a shield, all in a movie that has marvel tier worldview. It's literally capeshit.
Jayden Turner
>marvel tier worldview
lol atheists are so so retarded its adorable
Samuel Bailey
im not disagreeing, i was just cutting out the
>done right
Dominic Morales
>wholesome, but shes a whore
the best kind right after "acts like a whore but is actually pure"