why?
Clerks 3
Connor Morales
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Logan Davis
It's been more years before Clerks II and Clerks III than Clerks I and Clerks II. What the fuck
Andrew Parker
wasnt it going to be actually be Clerks 3 In Space before this.
Kayden Fisher
theyre so old
Ryan Flores
Wow, the young guy from II got fat.
He's fatter than Kevin Smith now.
Charles Turner
Agings a bitch huh
Levi Myers
"dude weed"
- heroin addict
Brody Baker
That may have been the worst thing I've ever seen.
Parker Cook
my god that looks bad
Wyatt Gutierrez
to be fair it seems more on par with zack and miri make a porno than Yoga hosers
Kevin Edwards
half the people who saw the original Clerks on release are dead now.
John Reed
>55 year olds on a roof playing hockey
is there anything worse than never growing up?
Hudson Ramirez
I don't think I hate another director as much as I hate Kevin Smith. "Dude, look how meta this! So meta I even say meta in the trailer! I know, that you know, that I know about you knowing the movie is about the movie itself and how my career played out! Now look at Jason Mewes' teeth!" Postmodernism like this stops being "witty" 7 seconds into the trailer.
Nolan Morgan
My christ they look old and dying. Time to pack it in boys.
Logan Richardson
Because he’s creatively bankrupt, and the other actors need paychecks. Simple as.
Liam Peterson
>the actors need paychecks
>they dragged Rosario Dawson into this
Idk if she really needs the money user, they might actually just be down for the cause
Levi Morris
youtube.com
Did these guys predict r9k?
Connor Cooper
Naw, she’s poor in Hollywood-terms.
Adam Baker
She's ugly and needs money.
Xavier Lewis
He finally got a real job?
Isaiah Young
cause Kevin Smith is creatively bankrupt.
Carter Lopez
wasnt she in Guardians of the Galaxy or did all that Marvel money dry up?
Blake Sanchez
All my friends sucked his dick and loved clerks and Clerks 2. Ive watched "an evening with kevin smith" so many fucking times Ive lost count.
Joseph Moore
You’re thinking of Zoe Saldana
Isaac Ross
>thought it was gonna be about Randall having a revelation to turn his life around
>turns out it's just Kevin Smith trying to be "meta" and references
Honestly a Clerks movie now where the two of them try to actually turn their lives around would be kino, rather than just willing to be the early 20's slackers they've been for nearly 30 years
Matthew Bennett
Whoops , yeah , they kinda look similar
Ian King
yeah , take some night classes or something. My older brother was a slacker till 40 finally wanted nicer things in life. went to night school for mechanical drafting now at 45 has his own place , a job he doesnt hate and is dating.