When did you realise you had become George Costanza?

When did you realise you had become George Costanza?

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what? When did I have sex with multiple non obese women?

George has a MUCH better life than me

After meeting like my 50th girlfriend despite being short, fat, and bold.

I'm not Jewish

Neither is George.

living in the 90s wasnt too bad either, with american dollars if you wanted you could go on way better holidays than today, and the world wasnt turbo fucked

I wish my life was this comfy

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dude has 3 friends that he sees very regularly almost nonstop and they get into fun situations

This was normal before social media

I remember how my parents lived and uhmmmm, yeah they got together with friends pretty regularly but I wouldnt say sitcom level and the "fun situations" was usually just house parties or getting drunk at the beach and such

It was true, all of it was true

George had sex. He'd feel like really luck if he knew that had he been born 25 years later he'd be a virgin.

Geogre is a chad by todays standards

especially with those looks and salary and autism

99% of women today would rather hump a pillow than date george

>that scene where George goes out to eat with his parents after moving back in

dear god it was too real

>99% of women today would rather hump a pillow than date george
Arn;t dad bods all the rage now? george would get mad pussy

I need my own Kramer to do this to me

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dont believe the brainwashing, women like fit guys, always

this made boomers literally SHIT themselves laughing

what a sick freakjob generation

Go outside once in a while zoomie

*boomers and Gen Xers
You're forgetting there's a generation in between boomers and millennials.

JERRY NOOOOOOOOOOO

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I told my wife I had to go on a business trip, but instead just checked into a hotel for four days and watched tv and ate junk food.

which episode is this?

Bro that sounds based as fuck, i was thinking of booking into a hotel in my town and staying for a few nights to 'get away'

The Keys S3

>big comfy pillows and bed
>fridge and microwave
>premium channels and flatscreen
>ac turned down to 62
>complimentary breakfast and snacks
It was not shitty.

Yeah it sounds too comfy im gonna book a few nighs right now