How will they ruin it?
Blade (2023)
Jose Sanders
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Dylan Edwards
NO SNIPES
Ryder Lee
They will cast a non-black person in the lead role like they always do
Nicholas Miller
>marvel studios
it's already ruined
Aaron Morales
It will be tied to another multiverse mumbo jumbo won't it? Dracula will be some pawn of Kangz or something
Grayson Mitchell
PG-13
Joseph Butler
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as much as I love Mahershala acting chops, hes got big fucking shoes to fill
Anthony Rogers
Not being rated R
Tyler Long
>Blade
>PG 13
Julian Myers
tying it into the pg-13 MCU
Jace Campbell
No violence
Blade is gay
He wears a dress
The real Blade is actually a strong Black woman
All the vampires are rednecks
Kevin Martinez
lol
but for real, Snipes made the first movie great.
The rodent will tone it done to PG at best, get rid of all the unsettling themes and dark undertones and shoehorn some contemporary politics into this.
Get ready for Blade Lifes Matter.
Jonathan Edwards
It’ll have commercials in it for the next 3 movies they are making diluting it’s ability to stand alone and hold up as it’s own thing.
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Jace Scott
The vampires will be white supremacists
Andrew Ward
They cast a 50 year old, its already ruined
It will be about passing the mantle to his daughter or something
Aiden Gray
>Motherfreakers are always trying to ice skate up hill
>proceeds to kill vampire offscreen
Elijah Phillips
Doesn't matter. They can't top this.
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Parker Rogers
Shit music
Evan Watson
>"there are worse things than vampires out here tonight"
But he's talking about cops/the patriarchy
Christopher Hill
We already know Blade is muslim and gay and has a daughter named Edge in this, so what do you think?
Jaxon Long
They will cast a white Blade
Matthew Edwards
Blade is a buckbroken
Juan Ramirez
As long as they don't fill it with too much unnecessary humor it should be good.
Ethan Ross
Remember how morbius couldn't even drink blood from a blood pack? They had to turn the contents blue just to secure that PG13 rating.
Imagine how cucked a blade movie will be where they have to awkwardly edit around every kill and can't show the vampires actually munching on anyone. It will be another bloodless, sexless flick on par with the pre-watershed TV edits of buffy the vampire slayer.
Joseph Nelson
You know they will, user. They saw the one or two quips in the OG movies and they'll increase it exponentially.
William Garcia
BLACK WESKER
Ian Phillips
You will have a quipping Blade and you will like it CHUD.
Jace Ramirez
You just know some ugly jewish AWFL yenta went through the script with a sharpie and crossed out all the good parts.